by Jackson Corner » 21 Oct 2010 15:29
by TFF » 21 Oct 2010 15:33
Gloria Gooner Just seen Fergie's press interview, going on about seeing a cow in a field that you think is better than your cow. Bizarre.
by Zammo » 21 Oct 2010 20:59
Jackson Corner The empire is crumbling happy days. Rooney will go to Spain better class of prostitute there.
by PlasticRoyale » 21 Oct 2010 21:48
by cmonurz » 21 Oct 2010 21:54
Gloria Gooner Just seen Fergie's press interview, going on about seeing a cow in a field that you think is better than your cow. Bizarre.
by Ian Herring » 22 Oct 2010 00:32
by swansea jack » 22 Oct 2010 06:03
cmonurzGloria Gooner Just seen Fergie's press interview, going on about seeing a cow in a field that you think is better than your cow. Bizarre.
I thought maybe I'd overdosed on paracetomol for my stonking headache when I walked into the living room and Ferguson was slurring something about my cow is the same as your cow. A real Cantona moment.
by swansea jack » 22 Oct 2010 07:56
Ideal Benitez should be comparing his time at Liverpool to a drunk man at a fleamarket, he bought everything in sight... any random spanish speaking person was deemed a footballer in his eyes.
Inter manager Rafa Benitez has given Liverpool’s outgoing owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett a parting gift in the form of an esoteric speech revolving around milk, pointing the blame for his turbulent last months at Anfield at their appointment of current Liverpool MD Christian Purslow.
Rafa told reporters:
I prefer not to talk too much about Liverpool. I prefer not to talk about this because I feel really sorry for the fans. I was watching the fans and I was really sad after the defeat the other day.
We have a saying in Spanish, which is: ‘White liquid in a bottle has to be milk’. [Unless you live in the San Fernando Valley.]
What does this mean? It means that after 86 points and finishing second in the league, what changed? The Americans, they chose a new managing director and everything changed. So, what changed?
The managing director is involved in all the decisions: new lawyer, new chief of press, new manager, nine new players, new medical staff, new fitness coaches - they changed everything.
At the beginning, they changed the managing director who was talking with some players, and they changed everything that we were doing in the past.
So, if you want to ask again what was going on, it’s simple: they changed something and, at the end, they changed everything.
So, white liquid in a bottle: milk. You will know who is to blame.
Ever so slightly confusing, not least because he’s managed to say ‘changed’ eight times in six successive sentences.
When asked to further elaborate, Benitez cleared up any confusion by replying:
White liquid in a bottle. If I see John the milkman in the Wirral, where I was living, with this bottle, I’d say, ‘It’s milk, sure’.
by soggy biscuit » 22 Oct 2010 08:41
by Tredder » 22 Oct 2010 09:01
by Royal With Cheese » 22 Oct 2010 09:14
Ian Herring Just seen Ian Holloway's take on the subject of Rooney on BBC.
Give the man a f*cking medal.
by Stranded » 22 Oct 2010 09:24
Tredder He'll go the same way as Gazza, why can't he keep the tv on, he must have some fetish about hairdryers.
by Silver Fox » 22 Oct 2010 09:28
PlasticRoyale My main concern is those at Redcafe.net and RedIssue.com who have Rooney/roo/wazzer etc in their username. Clearly Wayne hasn't given them a moments thought
by southbank1871 » 22 Oct 2010 09:32
Silver FoxPlasticRoyale My main concern is those at Redcafe.net and RedIssue.com who have Rooney/roo/wazzer etc in their username. Clearly Wayne hasn't given them a moments thought
There has to be some chump whose new full back tat of the spud-faced nipper was finished just as this all came out?
by Hoop Blah » 22 Oct 2010 09:45
soggy biscuit Matey that ghost wrote Rooney's autobiography was just on R5 and said 'wayne is not the person he was, he needs therapy'
I also lol'd when he said that Rooney sleeps with a hairdryer next to the bed constantly turned on because he can't sleep without noise.
Tredder He'll go the same way as Gazza,...
by Norfolk Royal » 22 Oct 2010 09:45
by Uke » 22 Oct 2010 10:41
by readingbedding » 22 Oct 2010 11:21
by Wax Jacket » 22 Oct 2010 11:27
TheMaraudingDog Rooney has well and truley shafted himself here. No way back for him at United, no chance of him joining City and his wife won't leave the North West as she looks after her ill sister. He's tried a game which had backfired and could well f*ck his whole life up.
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