Harte Signs

[Snowball]

I once fit 25 creme eggs in my mouth too.

You accidentally put a decimal point in there

[Snowball]

I headbutted a horse once.

I hate it when they refuse to have sex, too.

[Ferris]

[BR2]

Snowball,
I know your stats are so often wrong but was it 6 books or 400,000?
You say "sold",did you work for WH Smith?
If you are writing stuff now how about "Hunt a long harte" with the subtitle "Why I just love anything and everything Irish and can't spell heart".
Presumably your favourite film is the western "Shane"-unfortunately I can't remember if he could shoot straight but statistics no doubt show that he rode about a hell of a lot and covered a lot of ground but found it very difficult to shoot anybody when he was on the move other than the Lone Ranger (as in last saturday).

[Snowball]

Snowball,
I know your stats are so often wrong but was it 6 books or 400,000?

Both.


And here is another statistic I am willing to bet on.

On Saturday, if the Norwich game takes place, the gate will be between 23 and 24,000.


I KNOW this.

[donface]

And here is another statistic

for 40 pages.

[Snowball]

And here is another statistic

for 40 pages.

On Saturday, if the Norwich game takes place, the gate will be between 23 and 24,000.

[Alan Partridge]

And here is another statistic

for 40 pages.

On Saturday, if the Norwich game takes place, the gate will be between 23 and 24,000.

23,000+ people in attendance for Saturday?

No chance.

[Yellowcoat]

Read the quote again. Snowball makes his point about observation once more.

[Alan Partridge]

Read the quote again. Snowball makes his point about observation once more.

I'm confused

[Hoop Blah]

23, not 23,000.

[Alan Partridge]

23, not 23,000.

Ahh right ok, as you were then.

[Snowball]

You can win money with that bet. I have.

[Snowball]

The other one is to sit in the pub balancing one-pound coins on their edge

When schmuck says, "It's easy", just say, "I'll give you 50p for every pound coin you can stand on its side..."

[Snowball]

“Ian Harte is a perfect example to Gary. I was asked by Reading who was the best centre-half or left-back in Leagues One and Two and I had to say Ian, not just because of his ability and his reading of the game, but he has played at the highest level – World Cup,
Champions League, Premiership – and for Carlisle he had the same commitment and attitude. He had the same hunger to win every game for Carlisle as he did for his country. That’s very important.

[Snowball]

I note that Ian Harte is now 86th best player in The Actim Index.

The Actim Index does not make allowances for games not played, so Harte, starting in game 5 is disadvantaged.

He has amassed 160 points in 12 games. A rate of 13.33 ppg

Had he played all 16 Championship games, and picked up the same ppg he would be on 213 points or 214 points, 20th in the table.


Millsy has crept into the table, too, in 94th place. Jobi is 61st but Jimmy Kebe has dropped to 46th after missing the last few games

[Maguire]

I threw a kettle over a pub once.

[Snowball]

I threw a kettle over a pub once.

You have had a very exciting life. May it long continue.

[BR2]

“Ian Harte is a perfect example to Gary. I was asked by Reading who was the best centre-half or left-back in Leagues One and Two and I had to say Ian, not just because of his ability and his reading of the game, but he has played at the highest level – World Cup,
Champions League, Premiership – and for Carlisle he had the same commitment and attitude. He had the same hunger to win every game for Carlisle as he did for his country. That’s very important.

You put that up as a quote Snowball,who is it by?
You or his mum?

[Snowball]

“Ian Harte is a perfect example to Gary. I was asked by Reading who was the best centre-half or left-back in Leagues One and Two and I had to say Ian, not just because of his ability and his reading of the game, but he has played at the highest level – World Cup,
Champions League, Premiership – and for Carlisle he had the same commitment and attitude. He had the same hunger to win every game for Carlisle as he did for his country. That’s very important.

You put that up as a quote Snowball,who is it by?
You or his mum?

OUR NORTHERN SCOUT