strapfloyd__streete Well, who would give a monkey's about South West Essex or indeed Essex generally? Tedious county, precious little to interest anyone there.
Oi! Floyd! NO!!! You're having a laugh mate! North Essex is the business son!
The bloke's view is clearly warped by the quite ridiculous stereotype that all of Essex is infested with bling-wearing Birds of a Feather-like common-accented morons, when, having worked in and around Braintree and Colchester before, the stereotype couldn't be further from the truth. In fact, one of the best and picturesque villages I have ever seen is the quintessentially English and almost unspoiled Finchingfield.
Anyway, I digress.