by brendywendy »
03 Feb 2011 12:06
Edited for grammar,capitalisation, scanning and accuracy:
Jimmy is a collossus who stands astride the world.
His piss is like blessed rain,
his poo, like lumps of brown ambrosia, falling from the heavens.
His lanky legs hold up the sky,
and his handsome visage makes even the most beautiful
of the angels hide their faces in shame.
He is faster than a speeding comet,
as nimble and agile as a ninja master
and laughs in the face of fear and death.
bow down and tremble before him!
Many believe that Kebe did create God himself,
and that God worphips Jimmy from a shrine in heaven.
His farts are the thunder,
the stars and sun and moon are made when light reflects from his perfect teeth.
His spit is the oceans,
the fish procreate in his name,
the birds of the air sing his praise in song, each morning of every day;
the day that jimmy himself commands into being, and signals to end,
with the rising and setting of the sun that he made
by taking a small flame from the fire in his belly.
Give thanks that you share the same air as He,
for truly you are not worthy.
Last edited by
brendywendy on 03 Feb 2011 15:37, edited 2 times in total.