by Stuka » 02 Feb 2011 10:21
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by brendywendy » 02 Feb 2011 11:16
by pea » 02 Feb 2011 20:02
by Super Royals » 02 Feb 2011 20:06
Stuka It's about time Jimmy Kebe stood among the pantheon of great men. I suggest we commission a statue of him to sit astride the Maiwand Lion in Forbury Gardens.
Only Kebe matches the lion's majestic stance and to have his likeness rendered in cast iron, atop the Maiwand presiding over the town depicting the nobility and power which he inspires among the people of Reading, would be a fitting tribute to this great man.
by It Is What It Is » 02 Feb 2011 20:22
Stuka In that case a public mural of Kebe embracing a local woman, along the lines of
such is the affection among townsfolk for Jimmy.
by seahawk10 » 03 Feb 2011 01:42
by Mr Angry » 03 Feb 2011 09:32
seahawk10 I have made Jimmy's greatness known to the locals. Look for this project to be completed sometime late next year.
by brendywendy » 03 Feb 2011 12:06
by Stuka » 03 Feb 2011 13:08
brendywendy jimmy is a collossus who stands astride the world.
his piss is like blessed rain
and his poo like ambrosia falling from the heavens
his lanky legs hold up the sky,
and his beautiful visage makes even the most beautiful
of the angels hide their faces in shame.
he is faster than a speeding comet
as nimble and agile as a ninja master
and laughs in the face of fear and death.
bow down and tremble before him.
many believe that kebe did create god himself.
and that god worphips him from a shrine in heaven,
his farts are the thunder.
the stars and sun and moon are made when light reflects from his perfect teeth
his spit is the oceans,
the fish procreate in his name.
the birds of the air sing his praise in song each morning;
a morning that jimmy himself commands into being, and signals to end.
with the rising and setting of the sun that he made
from taking a small flame from the fire in his belly
give thanks that you share the same air as him.
for truly you are not worthy.
by brendywendy » 03 Feb 2011 15:25
by Elm Park Old Boy » 03 Feb 2011 16:38
by brendywendy » 03 Feb 2011 16:42
by Hampshire Royal » 03 Feb 2011 16:47
brendywendy the fish procreate in his name,
by brendywendy » 03 Feb 2011 16:50
by Hampshire Royal » 03 Feb 2011 16:59
by brendywendy » 03 Feb 2011 17:06
by Hampshire Royal » 03 Feb 2011 17:09
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