Clubs you hate

[Starfish]

Top three please. It doesn't have to be logical - just ... because, but reasons given will obviously be appreciated.

[JoeyJoeJoeJnrShabadoo]

1) Sw*ndon - cause a bloke I worked with called Anal Holden supported them.
2) Portsmouth - cheats
3) oxf*rd - because they are oxf*rd

[leon]

Chelsea - sh*t team, whose fans (who are either thick f*cks or g*y luvvies) have always had a massively high opinion of the team despite being utterly sh*t for their entire history bar 8 years. Just like the Newcastle mongs except I hate them more. Which is saying a great deal.

[Big Foot]

Oxford
Fulham
Wolves

[Kitsondinho]

Living in the Midlands, it has to be Derby and Forest........has no-one told them old Big 'Ed is dead and they both have been total crap for at least 5 years? Forest for longer........every single one of them reacts the same way to finding out I'm a Royal........'oh....such a nice little club'.

[Rex]

Chelsea - first and foremost with a passion. The supporters are graceless pcunts. The Cole situation and the subsequent thorough Police investigation sum up the club.
Then it's :

Chelsea and a little more Chelsea.

[SpaceCruiser]

1) Arsenal. Full of pcunts. Arrogant, whinging, cheating and then having the gumpton to accuse others of doing what they've been doing themselves. Also claiming to play the best football EVER.

2) Manchester United. Keeps winning when they shouldn't be. Their fans are everywhere but Manchester.

3) Swindon. Just because.

[Jerry St Clair]

2) Manchester United. Keeps winning when they shouldn't be. Their fans are everywhere but Manchester.

Apart from the two season ticket holders I know who live 5 miles from Old Trafford?

[SpaceCruiser]

2) Manchester United. Keeps winning when they shouldn't be. Their fans are everywhere but Manchester.

Apart from the two season ticket holders I know who live 5 miles from Old Trafford?

It was not a serious dig, apart from the fact that they seem to be everywhere and have a lot of glory hunting bandwagon jumpers.

[bobbybottler]

H8's a bit strong, but I am mightily indifferent towards:
AFC Bournemouth
Brentford
Middlesbrough

[St Pauli]

Chelsea - first and foremost with a passion. The supporters are graceless pcunts. The Cole situation and the subsequent thorough Police investigation sum up the club.
Then it's :

Chelsea and a little more Chelsea.

This. At home or on trains to away games I've never seen a bigger bunch of pcunts. The fact they were chosen to be the club in that shit film the football factory says it all.

[who are ya?]

Celtic
Oxford
Liverpool, QPR, Aldershot

It's just impossible to only say 3 clubs

[LUX]

1. Chelsea, for the reasons well described above
2. Arsenal, used to be by far the worst. Says a lot
3. Blackburn. Illogical reasons.

Must admit I like to see BHA do badly.

[PlasticRoyale]

Rangers
Roma
Stoke

[papereyes]

Never liked Spurs - always seemed to be bigged up far in advance of their talents. OK, they have croatians now (FAP) but Harry Redknapp is an utter rem. A cheating, nasty piece of fraudulent work.

Chelsea - basically, a London based Aston Villa until they got loads of money. Brilliant.

(And its not 'winning things' - I rather like Arsenal and United, the latter seem much less packed with idiots and charmless cunts now)

Other than that, there's not many teams I would like to see lose. The odd player, a fair few managers.

Another aside - when we played Everton, there were loads of chants at Phil Neville and, to a lesser extent, David Moyes. I like David Moyes and he's doing it right at Goodison. And Phil Neville, while not the best or most handsome player in the world, is a decent pro who has made the best of his ability. My face =

[Gordons Cumming]

Hating football clubs is immature.

Grow up.

[EASTENDER MARKY]

Oxford
Aldershot
Celtic

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Arsenal
Cardiff
Chelsea

[exileinleeds]

Chelsea, obviously.
WHU, equally obviously.
Stoke. It is to do with less logical reasons than those above. All to do with a Stoke supporter I would seriously like to suffer the worst imaginable torture and misery. I am unwilling/unable to make them suffer physically/emotionally- so I just hope Stokes results do it for me...

For the record- my very earliest days of "supporting" RFC, I went to more away games than home ones. I have fond memories of Bournemouth (Bye bye Burnsie, bye bye)...the February Beach Party...would be nice to see them back. Similarly BHA.

[frimmers3]

Oxford
Aldershot
Celtic

why would you hate a club you have never played?