Rev Algenon Stickleback HTamworth_Royal Well done Madejski, Millions on the balance sheet in player sales again this year and yet you shit on the fans once again.
( For tax dodging reasons John Madejski may be out of the country at the moment and unable to respond to this comment ala the Everton Game)
The secret Diary of Tamworth Royal, IQ of 13 and three quarters.
Got up early. Burned my breakfast. Had to reply to posts on 17 posts hobnob about things that were probably Madejski's fault. Cheese on toast black when I finished. Probably get cancer from this now. Does Madejski care? No. Just another example of how badly he treats fans.
Slightly late for work. The slight detour I took so I could spit on the gatepost of JM's house meant I didn't arrive until the afternoon. If he thought about fans rather than himself for once then he'd live a bit nearer my house so it wouldn't take so long.
I was then sacked from my job. I'd been warned about my lateness enough times, I admit, but apparently crapping into a jiffy bag and posting it to "wiggy bastard, ego dome, Reading" counts as improper conduct, as well as an abuse of the franking machine. I tried to explain how I was driven to this, but they didn't care. This is all JM's fault. He's cost me my job, and let's be frank, should damn well apologise.
When out with the guys after work to drown my sorrows, but just forty five minutes into telling them about the latest Madejski-caused fiasco, they tell me to oxf*rd off and stop going on about Madejski all the time. I tell them to oxf*rd off instead as I've no intention of hanging around with Madejski apologists.
I went home and quickly spent another three hours on hobnob letting people know how everything is Madejski's fault, then found a note from the wife. Apparently she's left me. She says she couldn't take me constantly complaining about Madejski all the time. It wasn't the kind of moaning she enjoyed hearing in bed, and was sick of it in he day too. But most of all she felt I was somehow "out of line" when I angrily stated that "that oxf*rd Madejski should go now, and take the oxf*rd Howe with him" in front of family and friends the the other day. She felt he mother would have been particularly upset by it. I find that pretty hard to believe as we were burying her at the time.
So thank you John Madejski. You've shat on my life yet again, and some people still have the temerity to say I take it too far.
Hopefully the Chairman will reward you with a kiss for that tremendous work and display of loyalty.
For your information, in most organisations the buck stops at the top. And so it should, particularly when the guy at the top takes such an active interest in the way things are run. Apology (late) or not, this was a massive cockup by the club who said they wanted to reward fans' loyalty and then, through extreme incompetence, prevented many very loyal fans from being able to get tickets to one of our biggest games for ages. Worse thing is, there is no hint at all that they might learn as they still seem to think the demand was down to free coach travel and nothing at all to do with the many other factors people have mentioned.
