I wanna go home, this is a s**thole...

[brendywendy]

huzzah, shane long has scored another goal, by jove!




cancer, face, sport i love.

[ZacNaloen]

Well done young man, *clap clap clap*

[brendywendy]

although, i have got to say, i love a synchrnised clap as much as the next man

its the reading way

[Allyh84]

Oh when the blues.......

But in Tottenham's slow version

Hoops rather than Blues surely?

This Slow then faster and clapping would be good. Plus I'd assume most fans will know the words.

[Blue_White_Blood]

If this is about singing chants to support the team then we need to sing different songs instead of the same songs over n over again! I sit in y26 at the back and as much as i love sitting there with the banter and the singing, we need to sing different songs that we have. and more often.

Now i will be first to admit im not a natural born leader but the guys that start the songs, if they start our different songs that we don't sing often it would be a lot better.

we also need a chant that we can sing at the start of every match, to show our support to the boys on the pitch.

Maybe

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother,
What shall I be,
Shall I be Reading,
Shall I be Swindon,
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Get your fathers gun,
We're off to shoot Swindon scum,
Shoot the Swindon scum!

[brendywendy]

i must say that in my whole time as a reading fan, this season represents a new low for song variation at RFC.
its basically blarmy, and that one the drummer starts after a goal is scored, and thats it,

pretty shameful.

[3 veesinarow]

we also need a chant that we can sing at the start of every match, to show our support to the boys on the pitch.

Maybe

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother,
What shall I be,
Shall I be Reading,
Shall I be Swindon,
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Get your fathers gun,
We're off to shoot Swindon scum,
Shoot the Swindon scum!

Maybe - it would be more supportive to actually sing about our team rather than other teams - I'm sure they would respond positively to a positive vibe about our club instead of twats singing about maiming supporters of a pseudo-rival lower League outfit - as if.

Just a thought...

[Optimist]

Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan after midnight, won't somebody help me chase my troubles away?
Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan after midnight, take me from the darkness to the light of the day!

LOLZ

All about the Karacan of Love surely. (even if it is pronounced Karajan). That's ok but it just doesn't scan.

Karacan of Love > Gimme Gimme Jem Karacan

But both are inferior to

Karacan can can
He's our local kebab man
Karacan can can
From his shop or from his van
Falafel with a sprite
Try his doner meat tonight
He does halal of course
Is it lamb or is it horse?

Btw, what tune is this to

[T.R.O.L.I.]

Agadoo.

[General B]

We've got a certain reputation, for killing little boys,
Raping old age pensioners and stealing kiddies toys,
We are the bastards of the nation, we are the cunts you'll never see,
We wear the 3 elms on our left chest and we come from the Reading *clap clap clap*

Either that or the Ray Ranson song.

[Ferris]

We've got a certain reputation, for killing little boys,
Raping old age pensioners and stealing kiddies toys,
We are the bastards of the nation, we are the cunts you'll never see,
We wear the 3 elms on our left chest and we come from the Reading *clap clap clap*

Either that or the Ray Ranson song.

Can you get this printed off and handed out at tonight's game?

[General B]

We've got a certain reputation, for killing little boys,
Raping old age pensioners and stealing kiddies toys,
We are the bastards of the nation, we are the cunts you'll never see,
We wear the 3 elms on our left chest and we come from the Reading *clap clap clap*

Either that or the Ray Ranson song.

Can you get this printed off and handed out at tonight's game?

I would say the club are missing a trick by not printing this on rumblestix and handing them out to Young Royals members before the game.

Come on Reading FC Marketing Dept - give the paying fans what they want: rumblestix and swearing.

[No Hoops]

i must say that in my whole time as a reading fan, this season represents a new low for song variation at RFC.
its basically blarmy, and that one the drummer starts after a goal is scored, and thats it,

pretty shameful.

I'm quite happy to clap along to Blue army etc but singing just doesn't suit me. So I don't. And yes, I sit in the UW.

[RIP ELM Park]

Original in football terms, Approprite for the Royals, topical this year, a true anthem and it would upset the Welsh

God save our gracious team,
Long live our noble team,
God save Reading:

Make us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to score goal for us:
God save Reading.

It'll never catch on though as there's no clapping.

[Bandini]

We've got a certain reputation, for killing little boys,
Raping old age pensioners and stealing kiddies toys,
We are the bastards of the nation, we are the cunts you'll never see,
We wear the 3 elms on our left chest and we come from the Reading *clap clap clap*

Either that or the Ray Ranson song.

Can you get this printed off and handed out at tonight's game?

I would say the club are missing a trick by not printing this on rumblestix and handing them out to Young Royals members before the game.

Come on Reading FC Marketing Dept - give the paying fans what they want: rumblestix and swearing.

I've sent in numerous letters, often accompanied by helpful diagrams, to the Reading FC Marketing Dept asking them to give me what I want, and all I've received is a lifetime ban from the Stadium.

[ZacNaloen]

Original in football terms, Approprite for the Royals, topical this year, a true anthem and it would upset the Welsh

God save our gracious team,
Long live our noble team,
God save Reading:

Make us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to score goal for us:
God save Reading.

It'll never catch on though as there's no clapping.

You missed out the verse about killing the swine

[Silver Fox]

Original in football terms, Approprite for the Royals, topical this year, a true anthem and it would upset the Welsh

God save our gracious team,
Long live our noble team,
God save Reading:

Make us victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to score goal for us:
God save Reading.

It'll never catch on though as there's no clapping.

+it's a bit bent

[brendywendy]

i must say that in my whole time as a reading fan, this season represents a new low for song variation at RFC.
its basically blarmy, and that one the drummer starts after a goal is scored, and thats it,

pretty shameful.

I'm quite happy to clap along to Blue army etc but singing just doesn't suit me. So I don't. And yes, I sit in the UW.

thats fine. im all for appropriate seat allocations in appropriate stands, for th eappropriate fans.

[No Fixed Abode]

One hundred and six
One hundred and siiiiiiix
We hold the record
One hundred and six.....

Wonder who came up with that one?

[brendywendy]

when did chelsea get 106 points?