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Re: CheLOLsea

by cmonurz » 14 Apr 2011 13:23

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During Tuesday's 2-1 defeat, [b]Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar covered 5,176 metres of the pitch. Fernando Torres managed 5,112.[/b]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3526126/Fernando-Torres-costs-75000-a-minute.html

50 miLOLion pound signing! ROFL



Hmm. I'd be surprised if that were accurate. Does remind me of a stat (no idea what the source would be) from a few years ago that during a particular Arsenal match, Freddie Ljungberg had been walking or standing still for only 10 seconds of the time in which the ball was in play.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Bandini » 14 Apr 2011 13:28

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During Tuesday's 2-1 defeat, [b]Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar covered 5,176 metres of the pitch. Fernando Torres managed 5,112.[/b]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3526126/Fernando-Torres-costs-75000-a-minute.html

50 miLOLion pound signing! ROFL



Hmm. I'd be surprised if that were accurate. Does remind me of a stat (no idea what the source would be) from a few years ago that during a particular Arsenal match, Freddie Ljungberg had been walking or standing still for only 10 seconds of the time in which the ball was in play.


He's always thought to have been quite light on his feet.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by 6ft Kerplunk » 14 Apr 2011 13:51

Was van der Sar doing Schmeichal-esque shuttle runs to bump up his stats?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by TBM » 14 Apr 2011 14:28

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During Tuesday's 2-1 defeat, [b]Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar covered 5,176 metres of the pitch. Fernando Torres managed 5,112.[/b]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3526126/Fernando-Torres-costs-75000-a-minute.html

50 miLOLion pound signing! ROFL



Hmm. I'd be surprised if that were accurate. Does remind me of a stat (no idea what the source would be) from a few years ago that during a particular Arsenal match, Freddie Ljungberg had been walking or standing still for only 10 seconds of the time in which the ball was in play.


but thats not unrealistic, little light jogs meant he could burst into full pace quicker than if he was walking

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Hoop Blah » 14 Apr 2011 16:43

Don't forget that the ball is out of play for 20-30 minutes as well.

Back to the Van der Sar/Torres stat, didn't Torres go off at half time? Keepers do constantly move around so again it's not that surprising really.


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Re: CheLOLsea

by SLAMMED » 16 Apr 2011 11:59

No Fixed Abode Cracks me up. We've had a wobbly spell which most teams go through at some point in the season and we're still top of the league and the press say there is a crisis...

But LOL for Chelsea being top of the Prem and in the next stage of the CL. :lol:


Still calling it a wobbly spell?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by No Fixed Abode » 16 Apr 2011 13:24

SLAMMED
No Fixed Abode Cracks me up. We've had a wobbly spell which most teams go through at some point in the season and we're still top of the league and the press say there is a crisis...

But LOL for Chelsea being top of the Prem and in the next stage of the CL. :lol:


Still calling it a wobbly spell?



Yes m8. I wouldn't call our season a success. :roll:

Still - Long, I mean Torres - time for a change? :lol:

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Re: CheLOLsea

by SLAMMED » 16 Apr 2011 19:23

lolz

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Re: CheLOLsea

by No Fixed Abode » 17 Apr 2011 03:56

SLAMMED lolz


Lampard - time for a change. :lol:


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Re: CheLOLsea

by No Fixed Abode » 20 Apr 2011 23:52

Chelsea 3 - 1 Birmingham

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Re: CheLOLsea

by The whole year inn » 21 Apr 2011 03:00

Decent performance from Bertrand too.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Zammo » 21 Apr 2011 08:58

I actually want Chelsea to catch Man Utd and win the Prem, and Torres to score the winner at Old Trafford. There I said it.

Fergie, Rooney and Scholes have been a disgrace this season. I'd love them to choke.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by papereyes » 21 Apr 2011 09:19




LOL!


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Re: CheLOLsea

by soggy biscuit » 21 Apr 2011 09:27

When is Torres going to make his debut?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Tails » 21 Apr 2011 09:33

Does it matter now that Chelsea are very much back in with a chance to win the Premiership?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by Rex » 23 Apr 2011 19:14

So Torres finally scores.

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Re: CheLOLsea

by AthleticoSpizz » 23 Apr 2011 19:43

royalexile So Torres finally scores.
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Re: CheLOLsea

by No Fixed Abode » 23 Apr 2011 22:05

Long - Time for a change.


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Re: CheLOLsea

by SLAMMED » 23 Apr 2011 22:25

Can someone work out how much Chelsea have paid per goal for Tores?

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Re: CheLOLsea

by soggy biscuit » 24 Apr 2011 08:21

why did Chelsea fans boo Wayne Bridge throughout yesterday game?

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