Song sheet for Wembley

[TBM]

Does anyone fancy creating and printing 39,000 song sheets for Wembley - we could include the good old classics "We're Reading - we'll kick your fcuking head in" - "God save the Queen" - "Eng-er-land" - Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers" and "Vindaloo"

If they could also arrive at the stadium a couple of hours early, in order to put said sheets on every seat, that would be great

Any offers?

[rfcjoe]

I'll bring my rumblestix too

[Russell Street]

I'd love to but I'm co-ordinating the handout of free rumblestixx.

[Russell Street]

Oh Joeseph!

[Row Z Royal]

Please ensure that the words to "blue army!" are on the list too.

[LWJ]

Please ensure directions on when and how to clap are on the list as well.

[rfcjoe]

Please ensure that the words to "blarmy!" are on the list too.

[Rex]

Too busy working on my HI MUM banner to help. Sorry.

[watfordroyal]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The erse of a big buffalo,
I'd fly over Swansea tomorrow,
And sh*te on the bustards below, below,
Sh*te on, sh*te on,
Sh*te on the bustards below, below!

[Hampshire Royal]

I assume there will be areas for Basses, Tenors, Altos and Sopranos. What about rehearsals?

[notloyalenuffroyal]

"We're Reading - we'll kick your fcuking head in" - "God save the Queen" - "Eng-er-land" - Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers" and "Vindaloo"

?

Yep no problem. Definitely think it's a good idea.

Nothing like a bit of racist vitriole and written down swearwords in the world's foremost stadium! I look forward to hearing some 7 year olds telling the ref to f-off you mother effer too!

Lovely!

[leicsRoyal]

"We're Reading - we'll kick your fcuking head in" - "God save the Queen" - "Eng-er-land" - Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers" and "Vindaloo"

?

Yep no problem. Definitely think it's a good idea.

Nothing like a bit of racist vitriole and written down swearwords in the world's foremost stadium! I look forward to hearing some 7 year olds telling the ref to f-off you mother effer too!

Lovely!

thanks for volunteering though.

[TBM]

"We're Reading - we'll kick your fcuking head in" - "God save the Queen" - "Eng-er-land" - Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers" and "Vindaloo"

?

Yep no problem. Definitely think it's a good idea.

Nothing like a bit of racist vitriole and written down swearwords in the world's foremost stadium! I look forward to hearing some 7 year olds telling the ref to f-off you mother effer too!

Lovely!

Thats the spirit.....should be a good day!

[Royal Lady]

ORDER OF EVENTS
1. The National Anthem of UK - sung by Tinie Tempah
2. Welsh National Anthem - sung by John Redwood

AFTER THE TEAMS HAVE KICKED OFF:

The Reading Fans are invited to sing:

1. "Get into 'em"
2. "Brian McDermott's Blue & White Army"
3. "We all follow the Reading"
4. "We're the left side" ("We're the right side")
5. "En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund"

FOLLOWING READING'S FIRST GOAL:

1. "we are going up"
2. "Brian McDermott is Magic"
3. "You're not singing anymore"
4. "There's only one <insert name of goal scorer>

DURING THE REST OF THE MATCH, DEPENDING ON NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED BY READING

1. "When the Red Red Robin"
2. "God Save Our Gracious Queen"
3. "There's only one <insert name of any Reading player>
4. "Zurab"
5. "Do it for Armstrong"
6. "Blarmy" (clap clap)

AT THE END OF THE GAME, READING FANS ARE INVITED TO GO, QUITE LITERALLY, MENTAL AND SING A MEDLEY OF THE ABOVE SONGS AND ANY OTHERS THEY WISH TO INCLUDE.

"Rocking all over the World" & "We are the champions" to be played over the PA system

NOTE: SWANSEA FANS ARE INVITED TO SING, BUT WE WON'T HEAR THEM DUE TO OUR OWN VOCAL EFFORTS.

[LWJ]

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The erse of a big buffalo,
I'd fly over Swansea tomorrow,
And sh*te on the bustards below, below,
Sh*te on, sh*te on,
Sh*te on the bustards below, below!

If i had the arse of a crow*

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

Too busy working on my HI MUM banner to help. Sorry.

Hi Sharpy's Mum shirley

[ZacNaloen]

TBM, aren't you the one that works for a design company and therefore has the contacts for ordering a print of 39,000 pamphlets at short notice?

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

ORDER OF EVENTS
1. The National Anthem of UK - sung by Tinie Tempah
2. Welsh National Anthem - sung by John Redwood

AFTER THE TEAMS HAVE KICKED OFF:

The Reading Fans are invited to sing:

1. "Get into 'em"
2. "Brian McDermott's Blue & White Army"
3. "We all follow the Reading"
4. "We're the left side" ("We're the right side")
5. "En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund"

FOLLOWING READING'S FIRST GOAL:

1. "we are going up"
2. "Brian McDermott is Magic"
3. "You're not singing anymore"
4. "There's only one <insert name of goal scorer>

DURING THE REST OF THE MATCH, DEPENDING ON NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED BY READING

1. "When the Red Red Robin"
2. "God Save Our Gracious Queen"
3. "There's only one <insert name of any Reading player>
4. "Zurab"
5. "Do it for Armstrong"
6. "Blarmy" (clap clap)

AT THE END OF THE GAME, READING FANS ARE INVITED TO GO, QUITE LITERALLY, MENTAL AND SING A MEDLEY OF THE ABOVE SONGS AND ANY OTHERS THEY WISH TO INCLUDE.

"Rocking all over the World" & "We are the champions" to be played over the PA system

NOTE: SWANSEA FANS ARE INVITED TO SING, BUT WE WON'T HEAR THEM DUE TO OUR OWN VOCAL EFFORTS.

No Terry and June then, times have changed.

[Royal Lady]

Too busy working on my HI MUM banner to help. Sorry.

Hi Sharpy's Mum shirley

How do you know her name is Shirley.

[Royal Lady]

I typed it up quickly. Still StaLOLking my every oxf*rd post I see.