Rip-Off Wembley

[Stuka]

I bought a programme at Club Wembley section and nothing else. I was tempted by the champagne but a half bottle was £33 (didn't note the vintage) and they didn't sell it by the glass, which I'm sure they did last time when I went to an England game.

[Norfolk Royal]

Did you get bitter?

Very yes.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Genuine transcript of a conversation with a girl behind the bar yesterday:

Me: Got any spirits love?
Her: We've got Smirnoff Ice.

Its got vodka in it which is a spirit

[TBM]

I asked for a pint of bitter too and was told no........so i got my old man a lager, which he gave straight back to me


Oh and lol @ getting served 3 back, in the queue for the bar at the globe, despite me only being 5ft 10in. The blokes waiting at the front weren't happy

[Schards#2]

To avoid beef at yet. another. wembley. thread. I thought i'd put my main criticism on this one.

The noise in the hour leading up to kick off. For christs sake, it as absolutely unrelenting adverts, yelling tannoy guys, "Reading are you ready" etc,etc. Literally not a second's silence. As a result, at the time you would expect the atmosphere to be building and the singing starting there was none as it was impossible to be heard over the sound system.

[Row Z Royal]

I asked for a pint of bitter too and was told no........so i got my old man a lager, which he gave straight back to me


Oh and lol @ getting served 3 back, in the queue for the bar at the globe, despite me only being 5ft 10in. The blokes waiting at the front weren't happy

A simple flick of the eye brows.

[Red]

To avoid beef at yet. another. wembley. thread. I thought i'd put my main criticism on this one.

The noise in the hour leading up to kick off. For christs sake, it as absolutely unrelenting adverts, yelling tannoy guys, "Reading are you ready" etc,etc. Literally not a second's silence. As a result, at the time you would expect the atmosphere to be building and the singing starting there was none as it was impossible to be heard over the sound system.

Don't they pretty much do this at the Mad Stad these days too though?

Perhaps not for an hour but it's still way OTT.

[old woman]

To avoid beef at yet. another. wembley. thread. I thought i'd put my main criticism on this one.

The noise in the hour leading up to kick off. For christs sake, it as absolutely unrelenting adverts, yelling tannoy guys, "Reading are you ready" etc,etc. Literally not a second's silence. As a result, at the time you would expect the atmosphere to be building and the singing starting there was none as it was impossible to be heard over the sound system.

Have to agree with this. At one point it was almost painful.
Impossible to have conversation with those around and any singing that was going on was drowned out.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

if u r poor and cant afford wembley prices maybe stay at home

IMHO

[SouthDownsRoyal]

Literally not a second's silence.

You went to playoff final with 86k people and you wanted silence?


IMHO

[who are ya?]

Being in your seat an hour before kick off is gh3y3r than sucking off another male.

IMHO

[muddyfeet]

werent you sitting near me?

you werent the drunk person who literally jumped onto my parents laps when we scored were you?

[who are ya?]

No, they jumped into mine!

In all seriousness, from what I can remember, that did not happen. You werent the obese one with facepaint on was you???

[muddyfeet]

sounds like me

there was some very excited resonably drunk boy/man who jumped on us when we scored the second goal. knocked us all flying

[who are ya?]

I was definitely drunk and did nearly break my leg when Millsy scored so who knows. I was wearing a dark blue jacket with a gh3y hand splint on to protect my broken hand from careless hooligans.

[muddyfeet]

its all a bit blurry tbh,the stella at 9.30pm did it

I was the fat one with the face paint on

[who are ya?]

Well I think I had a fat girl with facepaint on next to me, IF that was you then I would say obese was a tad harsh and hoops are definitely not forgiving

[SouthDownsRoyal]

can you continue this on some dating site?

IMHO

[who are ya?]

D8ing websites are so 2009 tbh

[muddyfeet]

Well I think I had a fat girl with facepaint on next to me, IF that was you then I would say obese was a tad harsh and hoops are definitely not forgiving

no worries hoops arent very flattering