by Extended-Phenotype »
15 Aug 2011 14:29
Hooray, huzzah, yippeetits and all that – but I certainly won’t be calling John up after each win to thank him for kicking us in the bollocks at the start of every season. I don’t have his phone number. And I can’t seem to get any reception in my house. It’s ok in the toilet, but there is only one and it’s a shared house – the others get kind of fed up if I spend lengthy spells in there making sarcastic prank calls to wealthy businessmen; though apparently it’s alright to sit in there for 45 minutes and leave the toilet bowl looking like a yawning Adolf Hitler.
USE THE F????ING BRUSH.