Have you ever been ejected from a match?

[No Fixed Abode]

Was ejected from the North Stand when I celebrated the Lampard goal against you.

[Northern Git]

lol - what were you chanting?

Can you hear the Chesterfield sing. The ground was empty. Typical Derbyshire folk - no sense of irony.

Oi TB be careful - us Chesterfield folk are sensitive about that sort of thing. Can remember that game well - the only time I saw the Spireites knock 7 past anyone!

And to answer the original question - yes several times, but none since I started watching the Royals back in 92' - although have had a few close shaves - WBA, Brentford & QPR amongst others

[OldBiscuit]

It kicked of at Hereford back in the seventies and i ended up being thrown out. The game hadn't started and so i queued up at the turnstiles and paid to go back in.
Also spent a few afternoons in the 'Black Mariah' that used to be parked outside the Southbank.

[Magnus]

Also spent a few afternoons in the 'Black Mariah' that used to be parked outside the Southbank.

[LUX]

Blimey I was at the Chesterfield 1 -7 game and Hereford Cup game (football special). I just chinned a few locals and made a getaway. Top jibbing.

[Magnus]

Probably just gossip but I heard you were a founder member of the scorpions back in the day LUX.

[Big Foot]

Not sure where to begin really

[rfcjoe]

Get thrown out for upsetting people with that coat m8

[moo]

Only at away games, bristol city , qpr and somehow cardiff. For mixture of standing and bad language. Problem is reading fans like to grass on their own.

[Winchester Royal]

Yeah, Spurs in the Premiership when we beat them 3-1. I'd been taking a camera in for the last two years and sticking the photos up, often with snide comments about, well, everything. The club didn't seem to like this, so ejected me and banned me for life. I appealed but missed the Charlton game in the process.

[Magnus]

How would being banned for life work in practice anyway? Do the turnstile operators have to memorise mug shots of those who are banned?

[Winchester Royal]

How would being banned for life work in practice anyway? Do the turnstile operators have to memorise mug shots of those who are banned?

Dunno really, this was 2006 and the banning order was printed on paper listing Alan Pardew as Team Manager'. It was also dated 2002...

I guess if they catch you the police are brought in and you're done for civil/aggravated trespass?

[CayeneMatt]

Just wondered if the point of this thread was to perform a risk analysis on whether its worth doing a protest/pitch invasion re: the wallet-shy SJM?

If I'm honest, I'd be up for it, but not if it means they take my seat away.

[Red]

lol - no just in it for the cool stories bro.

[If you still hate Futcher]

Was escorted from Craven Cottage for saying something like "Your sucks fake" after seeing their centre back wipe out Senior on the half way line. Didn't even get a warning!!!!!

[Maguire]

Bit of a Magnus/Red fail on this thread.

[Svlad Cjelli]

How would being banned for life work in practice anyway? Do the turnstile operators have to memorise mug shots of those who are banned?

Dunno really, this was 2006 and the banning order was printed on paper listing Alan Pardew as Team Manager'. It was also dated 2002...

I guess if they catch you the police are brought in and you're done for civil/aggravated trespass?

Don't think so - police have no jurisdiction on a club ban, as that's a purely civil ban. They can only get involved if they are required to assist because you're refusing to leave, getting vilent or kicking up a fuss.

[RoyalJames101]

Enough was enough and as we were queuing to get in I made some "miaaooooww" noises to which the several Alsatian dogs in close proximity seemed to take exception.

[Seal]

Swindon away as part of the massive 2 man pitch invasion involving my brother and I.

Derby away as I was right next to their fans and got a little miffed when they started celebrating Fulham's goal.

Oh and technically also Palace away when we arrived late and drunk and somehow ended up in the home end. We were asked to leave by numerous people...particularly the Palace fans who didn't make us feel very welcome!!

[Jackson Corner]

Southend away about 82. They used to play Friday nights a few Southend in the away end one knicked my programme out me back pocket so I chinned him his mates all piled in to me. The old bill rescued me then told me it was in my best interest not to hang around. So I left minus programme and a cut lip.