John Terry

[No Fixed Abode]

Oh dear...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ayers.html

QPR have denied themselves that any player has put in a statement

Mr A is a little slow on this one. The three players in question won't be making a statement (confirmed by QPR) as there is nothing to this story.

[Elmer Park]

I went into the fancy dress shop to hire my Halloween party costume today. I am going as Dracula. When the shop assistant came back from fetching my costume, she brought me a John Terry mask. Turned out she misheard me when I said I wanted to go as a Count.

[who are ya?]

[Big Foot]

Ashley Cole
Bosingwa
Malouda
Mikel
Sturridge
Anelka
Essien
Ramires
Drogba
Kalou


Now affectionately known as "Terry's chocolates"

[Franchise FC]

Oh dear...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ayers.html

Brilliant journalistic piece.

Derry wasn't even on the pitch at the time.

Although, Shaun Derry appears to be an anagram of Clark Kent so he might've used his superhearing.
And that wouldn't be the only QPR anagram.

[Mr Angry]

Oh dear...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ayers.html

QPR have denied themselves that any player has put in a statement

Mr A is a little slow on this one. The three players in question won't be making a statement (confirmed by QPR) as there is nothing to this story.

Saved for posterity.

[LWJ]

Has anyone got any youtube links of the incident?

[sandman]

Whoops.

[Kitsondinho]

Wasn't that the Moscow slip again?

[FiNeRaIn]

hate terry but that really was a woeful back pass, less his fault than the clown who played it..even if he had stayed on his feet probs wouldn't have got it first before rvp.

[soggy biscuit]

hate terry but that really was a woeful back pass, less his fault than the clown who played it..even if he had stayed on his feet probs wouldn't have got it first before rvp.

Wasn't directly to his feet but it hardly miles away and as a professional athlete you would expect him to at least be able to turn around and attempt to get it rather than flopping down

[LWJ]

hate terry but that really was a woeful back pass, less his fault than the clown who played it..even if he had stayed on his feet probs wouldn't have got it first before rvp.

Wasn't directly to his feet but it hardly miles away and as a professional athlete you would expect him to at least be able to turn around and attempt to get it rather than flopping down

I agree with FR then disagree, it's not his fault he slipped, but he would of reached it easily, it happens to everyone and coming on here and LOLing at it just because you hate Kes or Chelsea is just g@y. Chelsea '11 > Chelsea 06. They play more exciting football, have stopped buying the league (compared to others), and if they were to lose all their bumboy fans they would be the choice between them and Arsenal. Arsenal are turning into a bunch of cocks, Song just sums them up. And the other hyped attitude on RVP is fcuking gay. 2 of his goals were tap ins and the last Cech should of saved.

Sorry for the rant it's more directed at batty kids on facebook

[sandman]

Multi millionare falls on his face. It's kind of like being in a car crash or getting arrested, it's no fun when it happens to you but watching it happen to other people is hilarious.

Doesn't matter who he plays for or which WUM supports his club what's there not to lol at?

[cmonurz]

And the other hyped attitude on RVP is fcuking gay. 2 of his goals were tap ins and the last Cech should of saved.

Van Persie has 12 goals in 14 games this season. Last season he got 22 in 33, 10 in 20 before that, 20 in 44 the season before that. He also has 11 goals in his last 19 appearances for Holland over the last two years. Over-rated he isn't, in fact he's probably got one of the best goals per game ratios in the Premier League in recent seasons (48 in 79 going back 4 seasons). Just a shame he is so often injured.

[FiNeRaIn]

I think thats one of your best ever posts cmonurz. RVP is top, top quality. Anyone who says otherwise is a muppet.

[muddyfeet]

Could watch him falling on his face on repeat for a long time

[roadrunner]

Could watch him falling on his face on repeat for a long time

A black day in the Terry household.

LOLz at Ch£lsea losing two on the spin. Good times.

[Jackson Corner]

Torres looked back to his worst after threatning to look like a striker again. They are all over the place at the back, and the manager looks way out of his depth.

[Royal Rother]

Bit of a leap to make such a damning judgement on the manager but it would certainly be amusing if it turns out to be the case when Ancelotti twiddles his thumbs and enjoys the millions in severance payment he (presumably) received a few months ago, and Wilkins does whatever he does on TV.

[Mr Angry]

Mr A is a little slow on this one. The three players in question won't be making a statement (confirmed by QPR) as there is nothing to this story.

Saved for posterity.

[/quote]

News this evening that the Met have decided to formally investigate this incident now; that means JT WILL be arrested and interviewed under caution, and will then be released on police bail pending further investigation.

That will mean him being stripped - again - of the England captaincy (tho with Capello who knows?)


But that's ok, cos there is nothing to this story.........