LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by No Fixed Abode » 05 Nov 2011 18:53

KING KENNY!

Liverpool 0 - 0 Swansea. :lol:

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by swansea jack » 05 Nov 2011 20:53

No Fixed Abode KING KENNY!

Liverpool 0 - 0 Swansea. :lol:


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by who are ya? » 05 Nov 2011 21:01

Probably still tired from playing in Europe

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by cmonurz » 06 Nov 2011 09:57

Andy CaROFLROFLoLOLOL. Liverpool's inability to beat newly promoted teams at home is astounding.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by swansea jack » 06 Nov 2011 14:34

cmonurz Andy CaROFLROFLoLOLOL. Liverpool's inability to beat newly promoted teams at home is astounding.


$$ for putting together the Jacks <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for CarroLOL


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Ark Royal » 06 Nov 2011 18:02

Carroll must be the most overpriced traffic cone in history. Martin Hicks was a paragon of perpetual movement compared to him.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by swansea jack » 06 Nov 2011 18:15

Ark Royal Carroll must be the most overpriced traffic cone in history. Martin Hicks was a paragon of perpetual movement compared to him.


Tbf, essentially getting Carroll + Suarez instead of Torres for only c.GBP9m is decent. He still has time...

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Scylla » 06 Nov 2011 22:43

Ark Royal Carroll must be the most overpriced traffic cone in history. Martin Hicks was a paragon of perpetual movement compared to him.


I saw some figures a little while ago suggesting that he moved around quite a lot - sadly I can't remember where. I think that he must be a Weeping Angel.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by soggy biscuit » 07 Nov 2011 08:11

Ark Royal Carroll must be the most overpriced traffic cone in history. Martin Hicks was a paragon of perpetual movement compared to him.


Torres


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by cmonurz » 07 Nov 2011 08:25

Carroll 5 goals in 20 games, Torres 5 goals in 30 games.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Hoop Blah » 07 Nov 2011 09:27

swansea jack
Ark Royal Carroll must be the most overpriced traffic cone in history. Martin Hicks was a paragon of perpetual movement compared to him.


Tbf, essentially getting Carroll + Suarez instead of Torres for only c.GBP9m is decent. He still has time...


Don't forget that the price for Carroll was always going to be £15m less than Liverpool managed to squeeze out of Chelsea for Torres. It's only as much as it was because Chelsea were willing to pay so much for their part of the deal.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Wax Jacket » 07 Nov 2011 11:54

so er when's the cheating racist/greatest player on earth Suarez actually going to start scoring?

Frank Lampard - totally past it
Ibrahim Ba - who?
Agbonlahor - one-trick pony
Klasnic - but Bolton are shit aren't they?
Gareth Bale - a winger
Danny Graham - plays for Swansea

are all above suarez in the goalscorers chart

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Bandini » 07 Nov 2011 12:06

I'm a big fan of your h8red for Liverpool, but Suarez, weasel shit though he is, is class.


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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Wax Jacket » 07 Nov 2011 12:08

'a scorer of great goals, not a great goalscorer' I saw somewhere

he's a good player but even if he finished with 7 goals and LFC finished 9th the faithful would cry foul at David Silva finishing above him in the Player of the Year votes

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Bandini » 07 Nov 2011 12:13

Wax Jacket 'a scorer of great goals, not a great goalscorer' I saw somewhere

he's a good player but even if he finished with 7 goals and LFC finished 9th the faithful would cry foul at David Silva finishing above him in the Player of the Year votes


Yeah, but that's not Suarez related.

"If x the LFC faithful would cry foul"

where 'x' is any event whatsoever.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Wax Jacket » 07 Nov 2011 12:23

two sides of the same coin

if Suarez wanted my respect he should've gone elsewhere

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by 3 veesinarow » 07 Nov 2011 12:50

I'm sure he's racked with torment at the thought of not earning your respect.

Cheating? If you mean WBA, it was the clearest pen I've seen in a long time.

Racist? Don't know, but Evra goes all hissy if anyone so much as throws a dirty look at him, never mind use actual words. Judgement reserved.

Misfiring goalscorer? He wasn't bought as a goalscorer, but has set up many goals last season and this. David Silva isn't going to win player of the year as a goalscorer, it'll be for what he contributes to his team.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Wax Jacket » 07 Nov 2011 13:08

there we go

cheating - yep, a handball on the line in a WC QF is just aobut the clearest act of cheating you can engage in

racist - come off it he's from the whitest country in a racist continent

'not there to score goals' - who in their £50m line-up actually is then?

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by cmonurz » 07 Nov 2011 13:12

Wax Jacket there we go

cheating - yep, a handball on the line in a WC QF is just aobut the clearest act of cheating you can engage in

racist - come off it he's from the whitest country in a racist continent

'not there to score goals' - who in their £50m line-up actually is then?


1. agreed, but then you can call every player who ever dived 'a cheat'.
2. brilliant.
3. that's not what 3vees said.

Fwiw I think Suarez will score 20 goals this season, which would be a fine return given the number of assists he will also get. He had a very good scoring record at Ajax, so it's too soon to write him off as a goalscorer for Liverpool anyway, it's not like he isn't getting chances.

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Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

by Wax Jacket » 07 Nov 2011 13:50

wow there are some earnest people around here

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