Kebe's Hammers socks salute

[Rex]

It's the fallout of the Ford Dagenham plant. Family connections >>>>>>>>>> education.

[General B]

It’s a tough place to go without trying to encourage them even more, so I would advise against that personally

What he meant was "FFS, have a look at yourselves will you?"

He's pretty much saying this as far as I can tell:

[Silver Fox]

Short of 'shopped cocks 'n' balls I don't think there's anything funnier than a deaconface

[Platypuss]

ISTR that the correct term is "belm", any relation to belmont?

[JimmytheJim]

Might sit in the home end for this one and just start booing at the first misplaced pass, they'll all probably join in after a while.

Careless talk costs lives, agent.

Don't jeapordise Operation Boo Boys.

[Rex]

Perhaps they sing 'i'm forever blowing bubbles' for a reason.

[mr_number]

in fact i reckon their fans are key to our victory, lets not ruin that

to be more specific, you mean that you are the key to our victory, don't you?

you're so modest sometimes...

no. i said their fans are key,
& im our fans

i just came back and saw my idiocy. apolologies. will come back when i can read properly.

[Irvinchangeyaname]

id rather west hams were booing their own team, rather than getting all riled and loud by a load of cox with sox

A bit like this you mean? (apologies if this has been posted already!)...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/9171717/West-Ham-United-manager-Sam-Allardyce-sick-of-all-that-rubbish-from-supporters.html

I guess when your team have won the World Cup, a win at Peterborough is nothing special?

[Blakey's Right Peg]

I've been away from the wonderful world of social media for a while, somebody please tell me people aren't actually planning to do this?

[manny96]

Faubert is definitely RattLOLed.

http://www.london24.com/sport/championship/west-ham/vengeful_west_ham_star_reading_showed_us_no_respect_1_1333390?

^ This is amazing. Definite ice-cold approach required from the team.

A potential chant in response to the inevitable 'Sh*t Town, Small Club'...

...(to the tune of If I was a rich man)
"If we were a big club
Da-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-da-da-dee-da-dee-da-do
All day long, we'd be living in the past,
You can shove your oxf*rd bubbles up your arseeeeeee" (repeat ad infinitum)

I was singing something else on the way to work today but I've forgotten it.

[William Oddie]

I've been away from the wonderful world of social media for a while, somebody please tell me people aren't actually planning to do this?

Yeah, this isn't actually going to happen is it???? Think some urgent clarification is needed before we completely embarrass ourselves. Lets back the team and not concentrate on a non existence rivalry with the sham

[Blakey's Right Peg]

It would make us officially gayer than Watford.

[grey_squirrel]

It's the fallout of the Ford Dagenham plant. Family connections >>>>>>>>>> education.

What's that got to do with anything? Aren't the majoity of West Ham's "hard as nails" "eastend" support from Sarfend?

Innit?

[Mid Sussex Royal]

Another full page add in tonight's Evening Standard so I guess plenty of tickets are available in the home end.

Being billed as a promotion decider now!

[philM]

It would make us officially gayer than Watford.

Personally I think blowing bubbles takes the gay biscuit.

"pretty bubbles in the air"

[sandman]

It would make us officially gayer than Watford.

Personally I think blowing bubbles takes the gay biscuit.

"pretty bubbles in the air"

[Upper West Ginger]

I am now desperately trying to erase the mental image of Michael Jackson "blowing" Bubbles.

Thanks for that!

[paulholsgrove]

Can we just have chants and songs about the team and the players out there. None of this gayness with socks.cheer the team through the battle of the first half, they get boo'd off we come out buzzing and end the game. Hopefully if the players see how much we are behind them and the team it should help give them some more energy and willness to win for the supporters too. If they see us pratting about they may think the game doesn't mean to much for us and the other 2,300 day trippers!

[Rex]

I'm taking my socks to a strip bar for a sneaky under the table. A combination of : shall be experienced.

[Jerry St Clair]

Can we just have chants and songs about the team and the players out there. None of this gayness with socks.cheer the team through the battle of the first half, they get boo'd off we come out buzzing and end the game. Hopefully if the players see how much we are behind them and the team it should help give them some more energy and willness to win for the supporters too. If they see us pratting about they may think the game doesn't mean to much for us and the other 2,300 day trippers!

West Ham away in 2006 > West Ham away in 2012

All standing, all on the piss.