Barry the bird boggler Sure I saw it somewhere that Bill Oddie used to follow Chelsea in the 70s, he may not be over keen now on what the game has become (but then who is really) but I certainly don't think he's a non-football person.
The easiest way to get him down to the ground is to say we have a rare noise loving bird nesting in the roof.....
You mean the Cilla Bird? Has a particularly raucous and irritating call?