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Joseph Barton

by HoneyRoastHoax » 14 May 2012 08:13

What a cock.

Good day at the office for him though.

Elbow, Kick, Red Card, attempted ABH. Then slating an England legend on twitter

"Shearers still on my case..."I know I f*cked up Alan, thanks for stating the obvious."

"Whilst were both stating the obvious about each other, can I just say for the record what a great player u were. Well better me..."

"But I have a better hair(which is not hard), wear well better shirts on TV and have a personality(something u lack)."

"I really don't like that prick, in fact I honestly despise him... Goodnight."

"I'd take it off Hansen and @GaryLineker but not from that bell, same fella that stamped on Neil Lennon,then threatened FA if they banned him"

"That he would retire from international football. No sorry, not having him, never have. Selfish, boring man him. He can do one..."

"My favourite memory of him though is when he dropped his spuds when Keano put it on him. Goodnight Al, sleep well matey..."

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Re: Joseph Barton

by AbovetheI » 14 May 2012 08:14

He's right about Shearer though. Liked by no one outside of Newcastle.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by HoneyRoastHoax » 14 May 2012 08:24

AbovetheI He's right about Shearer though. Liked by no one outside of Newcastle.


Yeah he had some valid points! Shearer wins the award for describing whats on the scene, he is terrible.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by Geekins » 14 May 2012 08:28

Shearer >>>>>>>>>> Warnock >Barton

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Re: Joseph Barton

by TBM » 14 May 2012 09:11

AbovetheI He's right about Shearer though. Liked by no one outside of Newcastle.


One of my favourite players, and im not a geordie


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Re: Joseph Barton

by Toon Toon Blue army » 14 May 2012 09:57

You could tell how much Shearer hates Barton on MOTD last night, so was sort of expected some sort of social media reaction from Barton!

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Re: Joseph Barton

by RobRoyal » 14 May 2012 10:57

AbovetheI He's right about Shearer though. Liked by no one outside of Newcastle.


Yeah, he's right about Shearer.

But does he realise that most neutrals put them both in the same box?

I find Barton just as boring a character, just with added delusions of how fascinating and intellectual he is.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by Geekins » 14 May 2012 11:11

Barton giving it the big 'uns to Lineker now on Twitter.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by DandyRoyal » 14 May 2012 11:13

I'm so conflicted over Shearer, as a player I loved him, I don't think I like any type of player more than an old fashioned centre forward giving his markers a torrid time... Unfortunately as a person and pundit he is incredibly dull and his 'insight' startlingly similar to what a 5 year old might say from the touchlines of a Sunday league game. Slowly shattering my teenage adulation one disaster of a sentence after another :cry:


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Re: Joseph Barton

by HoneyRoastHoax » 14 May 2012 11:14

@GaryLineker do u wanna go there publicly "Mr Squeaky Clean" ? Think u should have a look in that vast closet of skeltons before u respond.


@GaryLineker I know a lot about THAT side to u the people don't and won't bat an eye lid at exposing u. So mind ur manners Squeaky...


@GaryLineker now back under your stone you odious little toad...


The guy has lost the plot.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by TBM » 14 May 2012 11:18

Can do nothing but apologise to the players and the fans. Still don't think its a sending off. Tried to take 1 of their players with me....Still not my proudest moment but who gives a f*ck, we are safe..........and that is all that matters. The head was never gone at any stage, once I'd been sent off, one of our players suggested I should try to take 1 of theirs with me......Never worked but god loves a trier


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Re: Joseph Barton

by RobRoyal » 14 May 2012 11:23

Funny how he's being so smug about QPR staying up, when he did everything he could to make it harder for them. Nice one.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by FiNeRaIn » 14 May 2012 11:34

HoneyRoastHoax
@GaryLineker do u wanna go there publicly "Mr Squeaky Clean" ? Think u should have a look in that vast closet of skeltons before u respond.


@GaryLineker I know a lot about THAT side to u the people don't and won't bat an eye lid at exposing u. So mind ur manners Squeaky...


@GaryLineker now back under your stone you odious little toad...


The guy has lost the plot.


lmfao odious little toad. Barton is top entertainment, I love his rants.


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Re: Joseph Barton

by NTRoyal » 14 May 2012 12:26

AbovetheI He's right about Shearer though. Liked by no one outside of Newcastle.


Best striker in Premier League history, and will be for a long, long time. Excellent for England until he quit on them. I like him alot. He is boring as f^ck though.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by southbank1871 » 14 May 2012 13:06

This is the gift that keeps on giving, loving the attack on Lineker! I know from a friend who used to work at the NOTW that Lineker is definitely not squeaky clean and used to cheat on his (now) ex-wife on a regular basis

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Re: Joseph Barton

by FiNeRaIn » 14 May 2012 13:29

"Odious little toad."

What kind of thuggish scouse comes out with that as an insult. he is just a massive troll.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Joseph Barton

by Geekins » 14 May 2012 13:33

southbank1871 This is the gift that keeps on giving, loving the attack on Lineker! I know from a friend who used to work at the NOTW that Lineker is definitely not squeaky clean and used to cheat on his (now) ex-wife on a regular basis


Same as most footballers then, Barton's just picking a fight with anyone that looks at him.

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Re: Joseph Barton

by TBM » 14 May 2012 13:36

southbank1871 This is the gift that keeps on giving, loving the attack on Lineker! I know from a friend who used to work at the NOTW that Lineker is definitely not squeaky clean and used to cheat on his (now) ex-wife on a regular basis


Thats common knowledge though!

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Re: Joseph Barton

by Once were Biscuitmen » 14 May 2012 13:52

Is his account still up.....?

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Re: Joseph Barton

by Silver Fox » 14 May 2012 14:01

TBM
southbank1871 This is the gift that keeps on giving, loving the attack on Lineker! I know from a friend who used to work at the NOTW that Lineker is definitely not squeaky clean and used to cheat on his (now) ex-wife on a regular basis


Thats common knowledge though!


'zackly, didn't he cheat on his ex while she was very seriously ill?

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