SIGNED - Adrian Marriapa

[Basildon]

Wikipedia is as reliable a source for football as Gary Glitter is for child safety.

[RobRoyal]

Wikipedia seems to think weve already signed him!

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

[royalZILLAAA]

Wikipedia seems to think weve already signed him!

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

But if you just believe it, then it's true for you...

[RobRoyal]

Wikipedia seems to think weve already signed him!

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

But if you just believe it, then it's true for you...

Hi pea.

[JimmytheJim]

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

But if you just believe it, then it's true for you...

Hi pea.

Swing and a miss.

[Basildon]

Wikipedia seems to think weve already signed him!

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

Yes, I am quite familiar with how wikipedia works. Was merely pointing it out.

[pea]

You understand what Wikipedia is, right? You understand that you, yes you, could edit it right now to suggest that he had signed for Barcelona? And that doing that wouldn't actually make it true?

But if you just believe it, then it's true for you...

Hi pea.

Good thread hijack, this could make 50 pages yet

You're alluding to fideism, which I've already said is not in line with my own thinking on science and religion

[Extended-Phenotype]

They found God in the Large Hadron Collider. He’s been in there the whole time, apparently.

My guess is a quick trial and a televised hanging.

[pea]

A photon checks into a hotel. The doorman asks him 'Can I help you with your luggage?'

the photon replies, 'I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.'

[RockheadRumple]

What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium.

[pea]

How do sulfur and oxygen communicate? by Sulfone

[RockheadRumple]

Gold walks into a bar. Silver shouts "Au, get out!"

[Extended-Phenotype]

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Flourine.
Flourine who?
Just Flourine. I don't have another name or anything.

[pea]

Two chemists walk into a bar, the first says to the barman "I'll have h2o please", the second says "I'll have h2o too". The second chemist dies

[Extended-Phenotype]

How do you stop a photon from multiplying?

Bend a coathanger and stick it into the photons uterus.

[dogzbollox]

Instead of trying to look like geeks that know stuff you could just have done this 'copy & paste'

http://www.coolscience.org/CoolScience/ ... mJokes.htm

[JoeyJoeJoeJnrShabadoo]

Interesting developments in this rumour, particularly the bit about the condo:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/wigan-want-to-make-watford-defender-1138019

[Super_horns]

He rejected them in January...maybe because he thought they would go down.

[Super_horns]

This has just come up on TWITTER:

Tom Middleditch ‏@Middle82

Duxbury confirms Reading have expressed interest in Adrian Mariappa but a deal has not been done & Zola would like to keep him #WatfordFC

[Blakey's Right Peg]

Zola has also given an interview saying he understands Marriapa might want to leave and won't stand in his way if that is the case.