Rumour - Michael Owen

[G'La]

Don't forget to add to any fee for Michael Owen the cost of installing a bath with a door on it.

If Michael Owen was a dog he'd be in the f/cking Thames. The difference between Michael Owen and Stephen Hawking is that Hawking is f/cking clever.

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[Reading4eva]

Don't forget to add to any fee for Michael Owen the cost of installing a bath with a door on it.

If Michael Owen was a dog he'd be in the f/cking Thames. The difference between Michael Owen and Stephen Hawking is that Hawking is f/cking clever.

The difference between you and a Melon is that the Melon has more intelligence, creates better jokes that arent sick & doesnt spout rubbish on a messageboard which noone cares about

[Reading4eva]

If Michael Owen were Joseph Fritzel’s daughter, Joe would have spent the dungeon money on some decent f/cking clothes and a trip to Thailand.

I wish you'd beggar off to Thailand.

[Extended-Phenotype]

If Michael Owen were Joseph Fritzel’s daughter, Joe would have spent the dungeon money on some decent f/cking clothes and a trip to Thailand.

I wish you'd beggar off to Thailand.

They have internet there too, you f/cking rectal snag.

[USA_Loyal_Royal]

even though he WAS a fantastic player i would NOT want him to be on our 25 man squad.

[Extended-Phenotype]

You know EP, I appreciate you're trying to be funny and clever, but you really do come across as a bit of a try-hard.

Ah, the opinion of a stinking tramps piss-sock that nobody likes. I'll very much be taking it on board.

[pea]

even though he WAS a fantastic player i would NOT want him to be on our 25 man squad.

bit harsh mate, why don't you take this drivel to thailand

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Did I touch a nerve m8? Don't take it too personally, it's only the internet.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Mownt maykit moo mersonally mate mits monly muh mintermet

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Are you possessed?

[pea]

Did I touch a nerve m8? Don't take it too personally, it's only the internet.

Its a Friday afternoon buddy, you could at least have waited for midweek to say something like that...

I'm sure he'll get over it but your timing was just offensive

[Extended-Phenotype]

Are you possessed?

Possibly. If I am, the ghost has a massive wang and great sense of humour.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Did I touch a nerve m8? Don't take it too personally, it's only the internet.

Its a Friday afternoon buddy, you could at least have waited for midweek to say something like that...

I'm sure he'll get over it but your timing was just offensive

A f/cking hall monitor on a Friday. What next, spell checkers on the Team Board?

[royalZILLAAA]

Mownt maykit moo mersonally mate mits monly muh mintermet

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Are you possessed?

Possibly. If I am, the ghost has a massive wang and great sense of humour.

If we can take one thing away from this thread, you are definitely the most subtle comedian on the boards.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Are you possessed?

Possibly. If I am, the ghost has a massive wang and great sense of humour.

If we can take one thing away from this thread, you are definitely the most subtle comedian on the boards.

And you are the prettiest.

Private Room

[Mike Hunt]

Possibly. If I am, the ghost has a massive wang and great sense of humour.

If we can take one thing away from this thread, you are definitely the most subtle comedian on the boards.

And you are the prettiest.

Private Room

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Possibly. If I am, the ghost has a massive wang and great sense of humour.

If we can take one thing away from this thread, you are definitely the most subtle comedian on the boards.

And you are the prettiest.

Private Room

And I can expect a massive wang, right?

[Extended-Phenotype]

It'll need to be if your yawning hippo is going to feel anything.

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Touche...