What have West Ham Done That we havent???

[leicsRoyal]

Not a bad price for a full size model.

[noble16]

Whereas blowing bubbles all over the place before every match and singing about it isn't cringeworthy at all.

Oh so bitter.


Atmospheres have to be created by the FANS. You have very few and pretty pisspoor fans. You create zero atmosphere and are forced to play music to create one.

A plastic team with plastic fans and a plastic fake atmosphere.

Keep being bitter and enjoy your one and only season back in the prem. 10 games, NO WINS.

[leicsRoyal]

Whereas blowing bubbles all over the place before every match and singing about it isn't cringeworthy at all.

Oh so bitter.


Atmospheres have to be created by the FANS. You have very few and pretty pisspoor fans. You create zero atmosphere and are forced to play music to create one.

A plastic team with plastic fans and a plastic fake atmosphere.

Keep being bitter and enjoy your one and only season back in the prem. 10 games, NO WINS.

Awwww, a cockyknee to play with, can we keep him for a bit?

[sputnik]

The bobble heads may be sad to you but they are mechandise for the kids.

I can just imagine the cockney kids writing to Santa reminding him not to forget to put a David Gold Bobblehead in their stockings this Christmas.

[ankeny]

Whereas blowing bubbles all over the place before every match and singing about it isn't cringeworthy at all.

Oh so bitter.


Atmospheres have to be created by the FANS. You have very few and pretty pisspoor fans. You create zero atmosphere and are forced to play music to create one.

A plastic team with plastic fans and a plastic fake atmosphere.

Keep being bitter and enjoy your one and only season back in the prem. 10 games, NO WINS.

Of course,paying all our debts and taxes is a drawback for us.

[noble16]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

[sandman]

Aww did I insult your wickle song? Nice plastic turrets outside the ground by the way. Will they go to the Olympic Stadium that you have no hope of filling or will you have to sell them to get rid off the mountains of debt you have, to quote David Sullivan "No hope of paying off"?

In 5 years I know my club will be around. Yours, not quite so confident.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

- "My football club has adopted fewer of the trappings of modern, money-driven, commercial football than your has..."

- "No, mine has"

"- You're wrong, mine has"

[Royal Lady]

Fcuk West Ham. I hate them with a passion & their muggy wideboy fans with their fcuking bubble machine. Will never forget Nolan giving it the V sign to us at UP last season after scoring despite still being behind in the match. Thick cnut.

I cannot believe this shower of shit is on the team board

Always find it strange how much a tiny bit of payback from players drives fans nuts. Nolan gets dogs abuse from all and sundry for most games and you get your knickers in a twist about a v-sign. In fact 'you'll never forget it'. All fans do it, I remember people around me going beserk when Phil Neville celebrated in front of us after getting gip all game. It must be so satisfying for a player to see he can cause that sort of reaction after getting stick up until that point.

You hate us with a passion? I get the bubble machine bit obviously although I'd rather that than music playing when we score. Which I'm unfortunately all to familiar with.

You won't find many WestHam fans with a bad word to say about Reading. Fully deserved the title last year, it's a decent (easy and near) ground to go to and you don't have to worry about a provincial dickhead trying to impress his mates by taking a pot shot (Barnley, Rotherham, Sheffield, etc).

I remember going to the Cup game on September 11th when we all say their in silence and then you won on penalties although no-one seemed to care. Weird game.

Have you got over Kebe pulling his socks up yet?

[Royal Lady]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

LOL @ coming onto a football messageboard for another team and trying to give it the big 'un. Gertcha.

[sandman]

Anyone know how the academy of football under 18's got on last week? What about their Under 21's? Solid infrastructure they've got there.

[Royalclapper]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Listen to them, the self appointed centre of the known footballing universe that is West Ham.

Yes, you're right, I always need telling when I can and can't cheer. And what to do when we score, what a prizewinning numpty. I must have been imagining things when I'd been following my club through every division in English professional football, only then did I suddenly appear in the goal music Premier League to discover that I'd really become a fan. If only I'd have phoned WHU up first to ask what I needed to do to become a non-sad supporter of the holy grail of Essex.

What's up? Had an away win at Newcastle have we? Whoopy do da!

[Once were Biscuitmen]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Just wait till you move to the Olympic stadium and become London's official neutral ground.

You will easily out-plastic us as the porn barons will need to fill the seats with more gimmickry than at your average NBA match.

For you it will be like your favorite band playing two weeks of gigs at the O2, a sign of commercial success that makes you die a little inside every time you go.

[larry1971]

West Ham have signed players they can't afford.
That's the difference. They don't care that they owe £150M, in their world that doesn't matter.

It's like doping, how is what they're doing any different from what Lance Armstrong did?

actually it's nearer £80m in debt but you're point sstill stands but TBF you can say the same for most premiership clubs they all continue to spend huge amounts of money on players despite being tens of millions of pounds in debt and just have a we'll worry about it when it happens attitude and untill football clubs are seriously punished for their financial messes things are never going to change.

[larry1971]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Listen to them, the self appointed centre of the known footballing universe that is West Ham.

Yes, you're right, I always need telling when I can and can't cheer. And what to do when we score, what a prizewinning numpty. I must have been imagining things when I'd been following my club through every division in English professional football, only then did I suddenly appear in the goal music Premier League to discover that I'd really become a fan. If only I'd have phoned WHU up first to ask what I needed to do to become a non-sad supporter of the holy grail of Essex.

What's up? Had an away win at Newcastle have we? Whoopy do da!

please don't judge us all on the comments of the few West Ham fans you may of met or heard in phone ins or on forums..

[MrWestHam]

Fcuk West Ham. I hate them with a passion & their muggy wideboy fans with their fcuking bubble machine. Will never forget Nolan giving it the V sign to us at UP last season after scoring despite still being behind in the match. Thick cnut.

I cannot believe this shower of shit is on the team board

Always find it strange how much a tiny bit of payback from players drives fans nuts. Nolan gets dogs abuse from all and sundry for most games and you get your knickers in a twist about a v-sign. In fact 'you'll never forget it'. All fans do it, I remember people around me going beserk when Phil Neville celebrated in front of us after getting gip all game. It must be so satisfying for a player to see he can cause that sort of reaction after getting stick up until that point.

You hate us with a passion? I get the bubble machine bit obviously although I'd rather that than music playing when we score. Which I'm unfortunately all to familiar with.

You won't find many WestHam fans with a bad word to say about Reading. Fully deserved the title last year, it's a decent (easy and near) ground to go to and you don't have to worry about a provincial dickhead trying to impress his mates by taking a pot shot (Barnley, Rotherham, Sheffield, etc).

I remember going to the Cup game on September 11th when we all say their in silence and then you won on penalties although no-one seemed to care. Weird game.

Have you got over Kebe pulling his socks up yet?

Not really. I wouldn't have been impressed if one of our players did that and I'd expect our manager to kick his arse for his troubles if he did.

Can't say I hold it against Reading as a club, I know plenty of your fans who were as embarrassed as I would have been although admittedly none of them are either under 25 or birds which is the two main categories that I wouldn't expect to understand it.

As for the debt, snore off. None of you got a mortgage? The production line that we've had for decades will continue to produce players that will comfortably service the debt and the owners know, unlike the majority of other clubs supporters, that we won't be abandoning them whatever happens.

[Royalclapper]

Bye Bye plastics.

I might pop back on when you get your first premier league win. So see you never then.


Music when you score a goal. Saddest thing ever in English football. Being told when to cheer and shout and what to do when you score. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Listen to them, the self appointed centre of the known footballing universe that is West Ham.

Yes, you're right, I always need telling when I can and can't cheer. And what to do when we score, what a prizewinning numpty. I must have been imagining things when I'd been following my club through every division in English professional football, only then did I suddenly appear in the goal music Premier League to discover that I'd really become a fan. If only I'd have phoned WHU up first to ask what I needed to do to become a non-sad supporter of the holy grail of Essex.

What's up? Had an away win at Newcastle have we? Whoopy do da!

please don't judge us all on the comments of the few West Ham fans you may of met or heard in phone ins or on forums..

Fair point.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Big pat on the back to Manchester Royal for inviting these kants onto the team board by starting an utterly pointless & irrelevant thread.

[Plymouth_Royal]

won a match

[Still Hate Futcher!]

The most annoying thing about this thread is the fact the West Ham fans are right about us playing music after goals - horrible, American idea that shows the club is run by peple who aren't true footy fans - it's as lame as their bubble machine!