Relegated by...

[Arnie_Pie]

We were relegated before the season began according to some, so I don't give a shit.

[Optimist]

2047, after we concede a 90th minute winner on the final day to Hajduk Split, relegating us to Euro League Division 3A.

[3 veesinarow]

Christmas Day , if we are bottom of the table that's when we'll know we are definitely going down.

Playing the remaining 28 games in the next 39 days will be a killer, but yeah. we'll be down on Xmas day and we can spend the next five months after that wondering why everyone else was allowed to spread their games out at just over one per week.

[Silver Fox]

...the power of greyskull

[EPR]

It goes down to the wire and we have to beat West Ham on the last day of the season to stay up.

[larry1971]

Christmas Day , if we are bottom of the table that's when we'll know we are definitely going down.

Playing the remaining 28 games in the next 39 days will be a killer, but yeah. we'll be down on Xmas day and we can spend the next five months after that wondering why everyone else was allowed to spread their games out at just over one per week.

simple fact only 1 team in 20 seasons of the Premiership who were bottom of the table on Christmas Day has stayed up so if we are bottom by then it's a generally excepted thing bottom at christmas and you're going down..

[bcubed]

...popular demand

[sandman]

The powers that be deciding they want to reduce the Premier League to 16 teams.

[Royal Prince]

Christmas Day , if we are bottom of the table that's when we'll know we are definitely going down.

Playing the remaining 28 games in the next 39 days will be a killer, but yeah. we'll be down on Xmas day and we can spend the next five months after that wondering why everyone else was allowed to spread their games out at just over one per week.

simple fact only 1 team in 20 seasons of the Premiership who were bottom of the table on Christmas Day has stayed up so if we are bottom by then it's a generally excepted thing bottom at christmas and you're going down..

'Excepted'?

IMO - Had we asked the question 12 months ago 'Promoted by?' what responses would we have had? Keep the bloody faith people!

[SydenhamRoyal]

..having less points and or goal difference and or goals scored than than the team in 17th.

It will go til the last day at Spam.

just completing the possibilities for you

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

SAFE on May 12th.

[RoyalBlue]

Playing the remaining 28 games in the next 39 days will be a killer, but yeah. we'll be down on Xmas day and we can spend the next five months after that wondering why everyone else was allowed to spread their games out at just over one per week.

simple fact only 1 team in 20 seasons of the Premiership who were bottom of the table on Christmas Day has stayed up so if we are bottom by then it's a generally excepted thing bottom at christmas and you're going down..

'Excepted'?

IMO - Had we asked the question 12 months ago 'Promoted by?' what responses would we have had? Keep the bloody faith people!

There is faith, there is religious madness and there is Uri's 'Believe'!

Completely different league and completely different level. We now have much the same squad/team being played and, to date, they have show just how far out of their depth they are. No we haven't been hammered and yes we've drawn some games but we have still displayed the gulf in class and quality at critical times.

[Man Friday]

...Reading 'fans' moaning and criticising constantly.

[Fingringhoe]

... the Rivers of Babylon.

[Royal Rother]

...they have show just how far out of their depth they are. No we haven't been hammered and yes we've drawn some games but we have still displayed the gulf in class and quality at critical times.

The gulf between us and who? Out of what depth?

It's extraordinary. Every time you put fingers to keyboard you just underline what a moaning one-eyed buffoon you are.

[Pseud O'Nym]

...and by, lord, by and by.

[RobRoyal]

...papal fiat.

[bcubed]

...putting us out of our misery