Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[melonhead]

i understand the kebe criticism, but this thread isnt the place for it
this is the place for declarations of undying love, and reasoned explanations as to why kebe is some sort of god.



also, i know its frustrating when he cuts back, and passes to cummings instead of running at his full back, and i can see why that annoys and frustrates people, but he still created a fair bit yesterday, was a constant threat, and worked back alot more than mcleary ever does. made a numer of superb last ditch tackles and blocks

[SPARTA]

i understand the kebe criticism, but this thread isnt the place for it
this is the place for declarations of undying love, and reasoned explanations as to why kebe is some sort of god.

Neither is this a thread for imaginary friends, although you can draw comparisons with Jimmy's imaginary quality performances at this level.

[bcubed]

lol, some people really are thick

grass is always greener, we would have lost 5-0 against Liverpool without Shaun Cummings

true

[melonhead]

get out

[arthurfondrelli]

McCleary has been better than Kebe this season

But Kebe is God

Tough one

[melonhead]

imo mcleary had a good start, but went backwards.& his last game before he was dropped was poor.
kebe has been decent, but frustrating as usual.his refusal to touch it past the full back and rinse him for pace, or run into space behind him as soon as cummings gets the ball is getting on my nerves too, but as we all know he does what he wants

i think mcleary suffers from the facty that kebe is rubbish as a sub, so brian prefers to bring garath on for his impact in the second half against tired defenders.

[Stuka]

Now that Kebe is out with a strained groin, what about flying him out to the Middle East to broker a peace deal?

[melonhead]

he could stand astride the wall like a collossus, swatting rockets and missiles away with his bare hands

[Stuka]

he could stand astride the wall like a collossus, swatting rockets and missiles away with his bare hands

I imagine him as a more reconciliatory figure, standing between Hamas leaders and the Israeli defence ministry, taking their hands and joining them in a moving display of unity and understanding.

[melonhead]

thats after the missile swatting.

as the leaders realise their weapons are useless, they are forced to th enegotiation table, where the linking iof hands ensues

[schubert06]

Il fait ce qu'il veut.
Il fait ce qu'il veut.
His name's Jimmy Kebe
Il fait ce qu'il veut.

[LondonRoyal1871]

Is this thread serious? Pathetic. He's nothing more than a reasonably able footballer.

[maffff]

Sacrilege.

[LondonRoyal1871]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

[maffff]

What have you ever contributed that's so much better? Bore off.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

Because the alternative is posts like yours.

Karacan, Sidwell and Gylfi in the middle would be incredible. Sadly neither signing to make this happen is particularly likely.

What, that's good is it? I'm going to like reading that, am I? Hey, LondonRoyal1871 said today he didn't think Sidwell and Gylfi were likely signings. No way mate. Yes way. What else did he say? Dunno, by that point I had swallowed a bunch of tablets and was on my way to A&E.

[Stuka]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

You will die before 3pm on July 27th 2028

[robinsfriday]

Further tests were carried out all last week and the results have just come in.

Jimmy is still the greatest man that ever lived.

[Vision]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

You will die before 3pm on July 27th 2028

Reported!

[Stuka]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

You will die before 3pm on July 27th 2028

Reported!

It was a reference to the Rougemeter. Keep your hair on.