Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[melonhead]

Is this thread serious? Pathetic. He's nothing more than a reasonably able footballer.

GET OUT!

you have incurred the wrath of kebe

[mr_number]

Gotta be honest, despite the name, I'm not sure this new guy's going to get granted his London Royals membership card.

[Stuka]

Gotta be honest, despite the name, I'm not sure this new guy's going to get granted his London Royals membership card.

Yes I was going to say. Blackballed.

[Vision]

You will die before 3pm on July 27th 2028

Reported!

It was a reference to the Rougemeter. Keep your hair on.

Death threats are a cancer on the board i love.

[If you still hate Futcher]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

You didn't really just dis the Rougemeter did you

[Vic_Flange]

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A: Because Jimny Kebe was next to him, and cannot cross a thing over himself

But will the JK Appreciation Society get it ?

[Royal Ginger]

Why do threads like this one or that pissing Rougemeter ones even get read?

You will die before 3pm on July 27th 2028

Ha! The Rougeometer gave me until 2054. Keep hell warm for me!

[melonhead]

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A: Because Jimny Kebe was next to him, and cannot cross a thing over himself

But will the JK Appreciation Society get it ?

get it yes, think its relevant or funny no.


jimmy kebe------>roberts = Goal Vs saints.

probably one of the best crosses ive seen in recent years


Plus, oxf*rd off and start your own anti jimmy kebe thread. this isnt the place for it

[Stuka]

Death threats are a cancer on the board i love.

23rd February 2019

[Alexander Litvinenko]

.... JK Appreciation Society .....

[Vision]

Death threats are a cancer on the board i love.

23rd February 2019

I'll live long enough to see us lift the Champions league trophy then. But dying on Emily Blunt's birthday is a bit of a bummer.

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

I've managed to convince both my sons that the Jimmy Kebe "Match Attax" card is the rarest, most valuable piece of cardboard-based collectible the modern world has ever known.

My 8 year old has locked it in his cupboard and won't tell anyone where the key is. My 10 year old swapped him for a Michael Kightly.

[Stuka]

I've managed to convince both my sons that the Jimmy Kebe "Match Attax" card is the rarest, most valuable piece of cardboard-based collectible the modern world has ever known.

My 8 year old has locked it in his cupboard and won't tell anyone where the key is. My 10 year old swapped him for a Michael Kightly.

Excellant work!

Is it possible to get a Kebe "shiney"?

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Negative - I think the only two Royals "shinys" they have are the Guthrie and Pog "Star Signings"...

Oh the irony.

Edit: Oh and Alex Pearce "Man of the Match"

[Stuka]

Jimmy Kebe is like a sleeping tiger. He will soon awaken and singlehandedly propel Reading to glory once again. This season is like a boxing match in a Rocky movie, we appear browbeaten and sucker-punched now but soon Kebe will explode into frenzied action and lead us to triumph.

Jimmy Kebe for player-manager now!

[RoyalBlue]

Jimmy 'open-ended sicknote' Kebe. Definitely not the greatest. Would be pretty good if he could manage to play the majority of the season but how long will he last next time he returns from injury?

[melonhead]

Jimmy 'open-ended sicknote' Kebe. Definitely not the greatest. Would be pretty good if he could manage to play the majority of the season but how long will he last next time he returns from injury?

he plays when he wants


go start your own negative thread.

this one is for daftly positive comments on the man-god only

[Millsy]

Jimmy Kebe is like a sleeping tiger. He will soon awaken and singlehandedly propel Reading to glory once again. This season is like a boxing match in a Rocky movie, we appear browbeaten and sucker-punched now but soon Kebe will explode into frenzied action and lead us to triumph.

Jimmy Kebe for player-manager now!

This, apart from the last bit.

Kebe is the type of player that will do bugger all, then suddenly get some sort of inspiration and be turn into a legend.

No pressure kebe.

[RoyalBlue]

Jimmy 'open-ended sicknote' Kebe. Definitely not the greatest. Would be pretty good if he could manage to play the majority of the season but how long will he last next time he returns from injury?

he plays when he wants


go start your own negative thread.

this one is for daftly positive comments on the man-god only

Oh another deluded thread then. Sorry, didn't realise that!

Extremely frustrating to have a very talented player who repeatedly gets injured and is an incredibly slow healer.

[M Brook]

Can someone post a picture of this fella cos I've forgotten what he looks like.