Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Stuka]

Can someone post a picture of this fella cos I've forgotten what he looks like.

[grey_squirrel]

Can someone post a picture of this fella cos I've forgotten what he looks like.

On the left or right?

The one on the left actually looks like Flufferici.

[HoneyRoastHoax]

I heard they sent Kebe to the Gaza strip to sort things out

[melonhead]

Jimmy 'open-ended sicknote' Kebe. Definitely not the greatest. Would be pretty good if he could manage to play the majority of the season but how long will he last next time he returns from injury?

he plays when he wants


go start your own negative thread.

this one is for daftly positive comments on the man-god only

Oh another deluded thread then. Sorry, didn't realise that!

Extremely frustrating to have a very talented player who repeatedly gets injured and is an incredibly slow healer.

you humourless slime mould

the daft in daftly positive comments tells you all you ned to know, as does reading the rest of the thread
its just a laugh, feck orf to one of the other negative thread if you want to spout off

[Stuka]

What does Jimmy Kebe have on his iPod? In my mind today he's been listening to Joe Jackson's 1982 classic 'Steppin Out'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0FyGeaC_mI

[melonhead]

will jimmy kebe rise from his death bed to save us?




i believe he will

[westongeezer]

WHAT! Easter before we see him back to save us...

[melonhead]

, he comes back, we win our last ten games in a row, to stay up in the greatest escape of all time, ever

[trueroyal1871]

:lol: , he comes back, we win our last ten games in a row, to stay up in the greatest escape of all time, ever

This would be magnificent.

[Hampshire Royal]

I heard they sent Kebe to the Gaza strip to sort things out

That's true, but he tripped on the steps to the plane, so they sent Guthrie instead. That's the REAL reason he wasn't at Sunderland!! With his undoubted diplomatic skills Guthrie was the obvious choice (IMO). Time will tell.

[runrunrunrungilksey]

Jimmy "I steal a living as a footballer" Kebe - yep I think he is

[Stuka]

:lol: , he comes back, we win our last ten games in a row, to stay up in the greatest escape of all time, ever

Exactly this. He is the sole reason we're rubbish at the moment. On his return suddenly it will all click and he will herald a magnificent return to form.

[melonhead]

yay

[Vic_Flange]

Q : Why did the chicken cross the road ?

A: Because Jimny Kebe was next to him, and cannot cross a thing over himself

But will the JK Appreciation Society get it ?

get it yes, think its relevant or funny no.


jimmy kebe------>roberts = Goal Vs saints.

probably one of the best crosses ive seen in recent years


Plus, oxf*rd off and start your own anti jimmy kebe thread. this isnt the place for it

Q :Why did the chicken cross back to the other side of the road on his own?

A: Because someone found one decent Jimmy Kebe cross that actually connected.

Why would I want to start an Anti-Jimmy Kebe thread? I think he is a decent player. I suppose I could start a "decent-Jimmy Kebe thread" - but as you say, this is the place for it.

I will now oxf*rd off, as you asked me too. My missus is waiting and we're not playing 'til Monday, and its pissing down outside. It's an great idea, thank you.

[melonhead]

jolly good.

[Stuka]

Jimmy will miss the match tonight as he is currently on route to Connecticut to offer his condolences and discuss possible new gun control measures with Obama.

[murof]

It would be a close call between Kebe, Pele, Maradona, and Cruyff and Messi, but I think he probably just edges it

[melonhead]

sod that
it would be a close call between kebe, gandhi, darwin, mother theresa & isenbard kingdom brunel, let alone a load of other footballers

[murof]

sod that
it would be a close call between kebe, gandhi, darwin, mother theresa & isenbard kingdom brunel, let alone a load of other footballers

If Ghandi could play football, he may have edged it

[MouldyRoyal]

sod that
it would be a close call between kebe, gandhi, darwin, mother theresa & isenbard kingdom brunel, let alone a load of other footballers

If Ghandi could play football, he may have edged it

Ghandi was actually a pretty decent left-back in his time.

He also bowled a mean left armed orthodox spin.