MaguireExtended-Phenotype LOLCOP runs in from another room - far quicker than I guessed.
Seriously, what is it that I did to ya that has had you stalking me like a bitter asshole from day one? Must have been something serious. Perhaps someone laughed at what I posted or something.
That's some weak shit right there m8. You might try throwing a few swearwords in, I hear that's hilarious.
It's not material, mate. It's genuine. Trying to work out what it was...
Seem to recall it was around day 1; I posted a joke, a few people had LOL'd, and then you popped up sobbing and telling everyone I wasn't funny. Or that time you broke down because someone said they liked my graph?!
All I did was make a cheap crack. Like I always do. Wasn't trying to step on anyone's toes. But that's what people with low self-esteem think, I guess.
Precious, precious internet.