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[ManchesterRoyals]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Tell him Fxxk OFF but he could be right

[Reading4eva]

Personally I feel bad for Bristol Rovers. There's a stadium record on the line here.

Which record is this?

Er... Biggest away win, obviously.

Especially as they drop out of the league... double whammy

[noelgallagher]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Most texts coming out the stadium tonight are reporting that too. Can't wait to how the Reading FC Twitter feed tries to put a positive spin on this performance.

[PBR]

where is STAR ? Organizing a bingo night with Murty???

[Fezza]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Tell him Fxxk OFF but he could be right

Didn't Ipswich concede 9

[Maguire]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Tell him to go and fack himself.

[LUX]

where is STAR ? Organizing a bingo night with Murty???

FAO Team Board

this is funny.

[Reading4eva]

I've just had similar from a Bournemouth supporting friend it reads: Are you going for Derby's record?

I just text him back a choice of words

[noelgallagher]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Tell him Fxxk OFF but he could be right

???

[Badger Finger]

where is STAR ? Organizing a bingo night with Murty???

Sorting a golden gamble with Peter Van Der Kwaaaaaak

[ManchesterRoyals]

Mate's just texted that this is probably one of the worst performances he's ever seen from a Premiership side.

Tell him Fxxk OFF but he could be right

???

We are shit

[Archie's penalty]

FAO The Team Board

Gallows humour: can be an effective way of dealing with disappointment. OK, with a disaster. If funny.

FAIL

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[buzzby]

@MarioBaloltelli Watching Reading play football is like watching my Nan trying to play FIFA.

[buzzby]

0-4

[noelgallagher]

Commentator: "No one in Reading colours is pressing the ball".

[Reading4eva]

4-0

[sputnik]

deja feckin vu

[Libertine]

That was unacceptably too easy...

[No Fixed Abode]

0-4

First with the news

[ManchesterRoyals]

Hat trick for my fantasy Footie Team Shit