Song for Akpan

[No Fixed Abode]

Post your feeble efforts here.

[Super Kevin Bremner!]

Akpan, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Akpan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Akpan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Akpan, there's a place you can go.
I said, Akpan, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

[winchester_royal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_3eEPpmKwE

[matt_turner]

na na na na na na na na AKPAN!!! (to the tune of batmnan, stolen from facebook)

[soggy biscuit]

(To the tune of 'Spurs are going to wembley')

Hope aaaaakpan, hope aaaaaakpan
Just another Leroy Lita, but a homophobic tweeter
Hope aaaaaakpan

[moo]

Your sh1111tttt ahhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHH
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

To the tune of: 'U sh1t ah'

[pea]

You're not Tom Huddlestone
You're not Tom Huddlestone
Brian, where the oxf*rd is Huddlestone
That's not Tom Huddlestone

[creative_username_1]

what he could have won if he had an extra vowel on his surname

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kySw1V9Xb8 . Give Me Hope, Joana - Eddie Grant

[ManchesterRoyals]

Who r yah who r yah

Best i can do to be honest as im losing faith once again

[RobRoyal]

Akpo, up the Rs
Akpo Akpo up the Rs

[Thou Voice]

"Who the **** are you"

Do You Sing?

[Eaststandman]

High Hopes ala Frank Sinatra.................

[AWNIAPS]

what about just
Hope Akpan, Hope Akpan
Hope Akpan, Hope Akpan
.......

to the tune of the a team song
sorry had a mind blank

[SCIAG]

to the tune of the 118 118 song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

HTH.

[ManchesterRoyals]

Going down with the Akpan down with the Akpan

[_royal]

.......

to the tune of the 118 118 song

When did it become the 118 118 song?

[Simon's Church]

To the tune of 'Home' by Buble

Another summer gay
Has gone and run away
From our player Hope
Yeah cos he's such a dope
Mmmmmmmm

May be attracted by
A broken legged guy
He'll feel right at home
As he shatters the bone
Oh, I miss you, you know

[Scutterbucketz]

To to the tune of Eddy Grants Gimme Hope Jo'anna

Gimme Hope, McDermott
Hope, McDermott
Gimme Hope, McDermott
When Arshavin won't come.
Hope, McDermott
Hope cos Arshavin won't come.

[soggy biscuit]

Hope hope wherever you may be
You were homophobic at Crawley
But now you're here
Do you still hate queers?
Maybe some team mates are ginger beers

[No Fixed Abode]

Land of Hope and Shorey