Reading FC poised to make major signing

[jellytot]

Someone tomorrow find out who it is or i will get in a paddy! If it is someone shit then the chronicle
Should get hate mail!!

[Ian Royal]

Someone tomorrow find out who it is or i will get in a paddy! If it is someone shit then the chronicle
Should get hate mail!!

chillax. this sort of reaction is exactly what wums feed off.

[Millsy]

I've just had a VERY interesting conversation with a fan of another Premiership club who's in the know.

Apparently crab flavoured sticks are not made of crab.

[AthleticoSpizz]

nor is Professor Green a real professor

[Royal Dee]

nor is Professor Green a real professor

And what about Dr Dre?

[TBM]

I've just had a VERY interesting conversation with a fan of another Premiership club who's in the know.

Apparently crab flavoured sticks are not made of crab.

We're getting James Harper back?

[winchester_royal]

Hearing it could well be Stephen Kelly. Stay tuned.

[72 bus]

Hearing it could well be Stephen Kelly. Stay tuned.

Much better than the two muppets that currently compete for the right back position.

[Big Ern]

I know who it is, but not allowed to say.

[Royal91]

I know who it is, but not allowed to say.

Whatever.

But if you do know, then there wouldn't be any problem letting his position slip??!

[Terminal Boardom]

oxf*rd you QPR, i hope you all die in a horrific meteor strike

Your wish...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20961003

[jellytot]

Also talks can easily breakdown. We all know how tight we are when it comes to wages!

The chronicle seems confident! Poised.. Poised!!! Better not be wrong!

[Elm Park Pasty]

Have to love HNA, we've already made 13 pages out of the phrase 'We are talking to a Premier League player' !!!!

[ReadingJim]

Please let it be Shane Long and get his signature on the paper by 2:59pm tomorrow...

[royal67]

nor is Professor Green a real professor

Nor is he green......

[NR_Royal]

Fabricio Coloccini???

[Pepe the Horseman]

Fabricio Coloccini???

Yeh, can deffo see us signing Newcastle's captain

[bennno]

Will it be today that we see the long prophesied Hob Nob meltdown.....My money is on the club announcing we have signed the long rumoured Defoe, Welbeck, Long, Lampard, Pavlychenko, Owen, Sidwell, Ayew, Cheryshev, Bent, Graham, Arshavin, Siggurdson, Huddlestone, Zaha, Ince and Sunzu at 3pm today.

Think club has been actively shielding our big money moves with with the default Reading expected comments of 'no money' and 'there are some cracking players in the Evo Stick Southern league who deserve a chance, been watching Dave for a long time ever since he started playing for his pub team and was featured in the 'Av it' TV adverts for John Smiths bitter. He has a monumental ball hoofing ability which suits our direct style of play, we think he will fit right in' soundbites.

[MouldyRoyal]

This thread is a horrible melange of equal parts idiocy, wummery and people failing to be funny.

at the lot of you

[JIM]

Good morning. Lets go into liquidation today . loose 10 points. sell the club to a car park developers . OR have a little faith in what the club is trying to do and stop all the negative remarks please.