Reading FC poised to make major signing

[Ian Royal]

oxf*rd you QPR, i hope you all die in a horrific meteor strike

Your wish...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20961003

Not very helpful given there's only a 200,000 to 1 chance of it hitting (in the Pacific Ocean) in 2036, if I remember correctly.

[M Brook]

Fabricio Coloccini???

Yeh, can deffo see us signing Newcastle's captain

BBC Sport breaking news - FOOTBALL Newcastle captain Fabricio Coloccini informs club he wishes to leave in the January transfer window for personal reasons

[Cypry]

Fabricio Coloccini???

Yeh, can deffo see us signing Newcastle's captain

BBC Sport breaking news - FOOTBALL Newcastle captain Fabricio Coloccini informs club he wishes to leave in the January transfer window for personal reasons

.....because he wants to return to his native Argentina......didn't realise TSI's grand plan involved relocating the club...count me OUT for a season ticket next year...

[FRIDDY109]

Stephen Kelly is a major signing...

[Elm Park Pasty]

Fabricio Coloccini???

Yeh, can deffo see us signing Newcastle's captain

BBC Sport breaking news - FOOTBALL Newcastle captain Fabricio Coloccini informs club he wishes to leave in the January transfer window for personal reasons

BBC journo has stressed on Twatter that it is not for footballing reasons as he is in the midst of a personal crisis so at a guess I think another club in England could be out.

[M Brook]

Reading is closer to Argentina than Newcastle is!

[MouldyRoyal]

Reading is closer to Argentina than Newcastle is!

[pea]

Reading is closer to Argentina than Newcastle is!

Depends which way you're going

[bennno]

Permission granted for Reading to talk, personal terms to sort, before our new 'Major' signing can be announced.

[jellytot]

in the history of HNA , I don't think i have ever read a thread with more spasticated comments than this one, whether it be people suggesting players that are clearly not going to choose a club that is on a par with Wigan in its size, and obviously going down, or people desperately trying to be funny with suggestions of old and shit players.

Please lock it and start again Mods.

So disappointed Now understand one of two things:

1. Focher is no longer the 'Go to' man for new players who want properties in the more salubrious parts of Whitley, guess we will have to forget the re-naming of Stavvy Road for a while.

2. This thread is complete b*ll*cks and no new Premier League player is expected to come.

On a par with Wigan! oxf*rd off! Attendances are much higher at rfc plusbI believe we have more
Potential.

[Focher]

Just took a call from a Mr Kelly, had an Irish accent. He's asked to view a nice 2 bed semi with downstairs bathroom we've got in Redruth Gardens, lovely garden and enough off road parking for a big 4x4.

Will keep you m8s updated if anything happens with this

[jellytot]

Stephen Kelly is a major signing...

Oh no he isn't.

[ZacNaloen]

The club never said anything about a major signing, so it's more that someone quoted the Chronicle... the shittest newspaper in Reading by some distance.

[Royal Bison]

Just took a call from a Mr Kelly, had an Irish accent. He's asked to view a nice 2 bed semi with downstairs bathroom we've got in Redruth Gardens, lovely garden and enough off road parking for a big 4x4.

Will keep you m8s updated if anything happens with this

Excellent, welcome back to BBCRB Henry, going for gold again ?!

[Elm Park Pasty]

Just took a call from a Mr Kelly, had an Irish accent. He's asked to view a nice 2 bed semi with downstairs bathroom we've got in Redruth Gardens, lovely garden and enough off road parking for a big 4x4.

Will keep you m8s updated if anything happens with this

[Royals-lad14]

from fulham official twitter page:Our Manager also confirms that Stephen Kelly has undergone a medical at Reading today with a view to a permanent deal #ffc

[jellytot]

http://www.readingchronicle.co.uk/mobil ... t-signing/

See that they have now revised their headline yesterday down to Premier league signing!

Maybe on Monday it will be revised further to Championship! What a bunch of dicks!

[tee peg]

we can all stand down now.Melt down avoided.

[Big Foot]

Back on Page 2....

If I was a betting man, I'd say we were to sign a RB.

[Gunny Fishcake]

in the history of HNA , I don't think i have ever read a thread with more spasticated comments than this one, whether it be people suggesting players that are clearly not going to choose a club that is on a par with Wigan in its size, and obviously going down, or people desperately trying to be funny with suggestions of old and shit players.

Please lock it and start again Mods.

What a whinging misery ! Lighten up !