Extended-PhenotypemelonheadReading4eva Very disappointed we cannot fend off the only decent side in Scotland
wasnt everyone moaning about the lack of ambition and pointlessness of this signing anyway?
Blow by blow account of how it happened for me:
- Excited by news we are going to bring in Prem class players
- Dissapointed to find we are looking at some Rogic geezer I've never heard of
- Encouraged by rosies, decide to think positive and actually get into the idea
- Dissapointed again after hearing it's yet another deal we f/cked up
- £20 Akpan from the mighty Crawley Town fails to sweeten the pill
- Get's more bitter after reading McD trotting out the boring "Doyle/Long" cliche for the godzillionth time
- Try to work out how long the club will dine out on that spot of fortune. Another ten years perhaps?
- Never mind at least Sunzu would be a good s... oh. We don't want to pay £100 up front.
- On brink of signing a prem star? YEAAAAH!
- Oh. It's going to be Steve Shitfor6years Sidwell or some bloke called Chris nobody has ever given a shit about.
- Takes bunting down.
Thanks for spelling out the thoughts of tens of thousands of Reading fans everywhere.
It's early days yet though.