Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 29 Dec 2012 00:17

2 world wars, 1 world cup


Fail

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Royalclapper » 29 Dec 2012 09:52

Stuka





Nice, one epic night of passion and before you know it she's up the duff and had her hair plaited, thus meaning you'll be eternally knackered.

That's like them pics you see in the bible basher handout booklets, well the racier ones anyway :P

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Millsy » 29 Dec 2012 17:06

Stuka
2 world wars, 1 world cup


Fail


No I was hoping for that effect. Honest. Haha.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 30 Dec 2012 00:59

Kebe with Vaz Te's missus:


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Kitsondinho » 31 Dec 2012 11:50

Just out of interest, why isn't Jimmy in the Mali squad for the ACN 2013. I know he hasn't played for them since 2009, but he is the greatest man who ever lived! I'm obviously very happy that he isn't going but I can't understand why they wouldn't pick him!


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by sandman » 31 Dec 2012 12:14

Well obviously he decided he didn't want to go.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 31 Dec 2012 12:15

Kitsondinho Just out of interest, why isn't Jimmy in the Mali squad for the ACN 2013. I know he hasn't played for them since 2009, but he is the greatest man who ever lived! I'm obviously very happy that he isn't going but I can't understand why they wouldn't pick him!


Don't hold me to this but I think he told them he's not bothered about international football.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by juanpablo » 12 Jan 2013 18:44

staring relegation in the face


step forward the greatest man that ever lived


take a bow

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 13 Jan 2013 00:30

Single handedly ripped the game from West Brom's grasp when everyone else had thrown in the towel.


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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by MmmMonsterMunch » 13 Jan 2013 00:41

SLAMMED Single handedly ripped the game from West Brom's grasp when everyone else had thrown in the towel.


He is a proper Reading lad these days. Can't see him leaving us for a long time TBH. G'arn Jimmy!

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Millsy » 13 Jan 2013 01:01

I agree.

Goal

Penalty.

Game changer.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by Stuka » 13 Jan 2013 09:14

When you think about it, Kebe scores every one of his goals with his head (makes tapping side of head gesture) but the diving header against West Brom was pure class.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by West_Reading » 13 Jan 2013 09:20

To all the haters -



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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by westongeezer » 13 Jan 2013 10:40

He went into burger king and aksed for a Big Mac, and they served it.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by bcubed » 13 Jan 2013 10:55

westongeezer He went into burger king and aksed for a Big Mac, and they served it.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 13 Jan 2013 22:43

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Jimmy Kebe

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by The Rouge » 13 Jan 2013 22:51

When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he found Jimmy Kebe sat on a deckchair reading a paper.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by SLAMMED » 13 Jan 2013 22:53

Jimmy Kebe can kill two stones with one bird

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by The Rouge » 14 Jan 2013 11:00

In all honesty, it would be naive to say Jimmy is the best man who has ever lived, but he's definitely in the top 5.

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Re: Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

by melonhead » 14 Jan 2013 11:02

jimmy kebe gets a bird in his hand, and takes the two in the bush as well

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