Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[westongeezer]

Jesus may have walked on water, but Jimmy can swim through land!

[melonhead]

[Brianstorm]

Jimmy Kebe doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

[marcusopp]

I heard that god prays to Jimmy Kebe.

[Brianstorm]

I heard Jimmy Kebe won the Poker World Series using Pokemon Cards. True story.

[melonhead]

death once had a near kebe experience

[tlcs]

Is it true on the 7th day God created Jimmy ?

[marcusopp]

Is it true on the 7th day God created Jimmy ?

No, on the 7th day jimmy created god!

[Stuka]

Jimmy can make a woman climax with his bare hands.

[melonhead]

err. so can i.


jimmy can make her climax just by saying the word cum

[Stuka]

err. so can i.


jimmy can make her climax just by saying the word cum

I should have clarified, he does it without the 'come hither' motion

[Brianstorm]

Is it true on the 7th day God created Jimmy ?

No, on the 7th day jimmy created god!

I'm afraid you're wrong. Jimmy created god on the first day, made him his bitch and got him to do the rest of it.

[melonhead]

jimmy kebe eats chuck norris for breakfast

[West_Reading]

*Knock Knock*

'Who's there?

Jimmy Kebe.

'Jimmy please lift this huge oak door off of me, I can't breathe under here.'

[marcusopp]

Is it true on the 7th day God created Jimmy ?

No, on the 7th day jimmy created god!

I'm afraid you're wrong. Jimmy created god on the first day, made him his bitch and got him to do the rest of it.

[westongeezer]

If you lift the corner of China up you'll find "Made by Jimmy Kebe"

[westongeezer]

Jimmy Kebes tears can cure cancer! sadly Jimmy dont cry....

[Pseud O'Nym]

Kebe wouldn't develop a drink problem, drink would develop a Kebe problem.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Jimmy Kebe has both male and female reproductive organs.

[Rex]

jimmy kebe eats chuck norris for breakfast

I'm not too sure about this one.