Bill Oddie

[Pepe the Horseman]

But it looks like it's him saying it

[Mr Optimist]

Shouldn't that say "rub my beard, all over your body"?

That would just be so wrong.

[Royal Biscuitman]

of course there are the (alleged) forgotten verses....

Matthew Kelly, Matthew Kelly
Rub your beard all over my belly

Harold Shipman, Harold Shipman
Rub your beard all over that dead nan

[melonhead]

madonna, madonna
rub your beard all over pat bonner

[southbank1871]

Bin Laden, Bin Laden
Rub your beard all over my garden.

Nearly got punched in the face by a squaddie for drunkenly singing that in the Horse & Jockey at the end of an all dayer one end of season. He said we were being disrespectful.

[No Fixed Abode]

Kaspars Gorkks, Kaspers Gorkks
Rub you beard all over my norks

[boycey]

Bill Odie, Bill Odie
Big head, small body

[reading_fan]

There was once a thread full of various versions of "Bill Oddie" - anyone able to find it in the archives?

Dean Morgan, Dean Morgan,
Rub your beard all over my organ

[Ian Royal]

There was once a thread full of various versions of "Bill Oddie" - anyone able to find it in the archives?

Dean Morgan, Dean Morgan,
Rub your beard all over my organ

Pre-board crash.

[RoyalBlue]

The bearded twitcher is mentioning us again on Twitter:

Bill Oddie Official ‏@BillOddie

Hey, Reading obviously learnt from being beaten by Man Utd. Leave it till late. But one or two goals, not three!

[mathematically_safe]

Hope akpan, hope akpan
Rub your lips all over my big gland

[Niko]

Bin Laden, Bin Laden
Rub your beard all over my garden.

Nearly got punched in the face by a squaddie for drunkenly singing that in the Horse & Jockey at the end of an all dayer one end of season. He said we were being disrespectful.

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your beard all over that squaddie

[Arch]

There was once a thread full of various versions of "Bill Oddie" - anyone able to find it in the archives?

Dean Morgan, Dean Morgan,
Rub your beard all over my organ

Pre-board crash.

Yes. On a side note, I can't believe I still have fewer posts since the crash than I had before, even though I can't have been on for more than about two and half years at the very most.

[floyd__streete]

Bin Laden, Bin Laden
Rub your beard all over my garden.

Nearly got punched in the face by a squaddie for drunkenly singing that in the Horse & Jockey at the end of an all dayer one end of season. He said we were being disrespectful.

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Rub your beard all over that squaddie

[floyd__streete]

madonna, madonna
rub your beard all over pat bonner

Doesn't work if the person doesn't have a beard, m8. In the example above, simply swap the word 'beard' for the word 'minge'. HTH.

[floyd__streete]

Apropos nothing much in particular, Maidenhead United fans have a similar(ish) chant directed at their physiotherapist:

Jon Urry
Jon Urry
Put your hands all over my body

[grey_squirrel]

Just bumped into Bill. He was filming in London. What a nice chap - very very short - , and though he apologised for really being a ManU supporter, he considered their Cup victory to be good for our chances of surviving the drop.

Expressed his disappointment at never having actually heard his song on MOTD, TV etc.

That is all.

[Ouroboros]

Just bumped into Bill. He was filming in London. What a nice chap - very very short - , and though he apologised for really being a ManU supporter, he considered their Cup victory to be good for our chances of surviving the drop.

Expressed his disappointment at never having actually heard his song on MOTD, TV etc.

That is all.

Did he not watch the cup game then? Come on Bill, pay attention.

[Ian Royal]

Just bumped into Bill. He was filming in London. What a nice chap - very very short - , and though he apologised for really being a ManU supporter, he considered their Cup victory to be good for our chances of surviving the drop.

Expressed his disappointment at never having actually heard his song on MOTD, TV etc.

That is all.

Did he not watch the cup game then? Come on Bill, pay attention.

It was quite quiet, I can imagine if you don't know what it sounds like you wouldn't recognise it. Come across lot better at other games this season. And of course there's the issue that the pace and sometimes even tune bares no resemblence to the song its based on.

[TFF]

Yeah, when/why did it get so quick?