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Sorry, the worlds oldest pun was obviously wasted on you......
Wooosh
Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?
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MouldyRoyal
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Wooosh
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He parts the snow,
He parts the sea
He's not Moses
He's jimmy kebe
He parts the sea
He's not Moses
He's jimmy kebe
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windermere_royal2 world wars, 1 world cup SPOTTED:
Jimmy Kebe doing 70 down the Oxford Rd.
Pulled over by police.
When they realised it was him they apologised and let him go
Anyone any idea why?
can only hazard a guess and whoosh me if I am wrong, but he IS Jimmy Kebe and he does what he wants
You got it.
Lol futcher good response though
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If you still hate Futcher He was on foot
Post of the year
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SLAMMEDIf you still hate Futcher He was on foot
Post of the year
Agreed.
Almost wish I would pretend it was my original joke but alas I have to admit it wasn't.
Top wit marks!
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Happy Birthday Jimmy
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Many happy returns Jimmy.
When Jimmy blew his candles out this morning, he blew the cake out of the window.
When Jimmy blew his candles out this morning, he blew the cake out of the window.
He was marvellous today. If he wasn't heterosexual I would say he should get a Civil Partnership with La Fondre, and I would be the best man.
MOTM today.
Happy Birthday Jimmy.
MOTM today.
Happy Birthday Jimmy.
Yet to be confirmed but a source close to the club has told me that Jimmy was seen to be eating 3 ,yes 3 Shredded wheat can anybody confirm this.
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StukaKitsondinho Just out of interest, why isn't Jimmy in the Mali squad for the ACN 2013. I know he hasn't played for them since 2009, but he is the greatest man who ever lived! I'm obviously very happy that he isn't going but I can't understand why they wouldn't pick him!
Don't hold me to this but I think he told them he's not bothered about international football.
but seriously why isn't he in the squad?
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As a completely uneducated guess i'd give the below reasons for not going:
Risk of Injury
Loss of earnings
Sickness from the jabs etc
Not wanting to leave his club at a crucial time
Cup of Nations is an utter joke
Risk of Injury
Loss of earnings
Sickness from the jabs etc
Not wanting to leave his club at a crucial time
Cup of Nations is an utter joke
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Jimmy Kebe doesn't get sick, he simply decides not to be well.
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Jimmy is so cool - his balls drop in sub zero temperatures.
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SLAMMED Jimmy Kebe doesn't get sick, he simply decides not to be well.
Amended, Jimmy Kebe dosen't get sick sick gets Kebe'd
WTF:
@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding
@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding
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mr_number WTF:
@JKebe
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract. Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding
Juts seen the tweet.
Agreed, WTF ?
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Please be a joke or hack please be a joke or hack
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Just heard this on 5Live. Please tell me someone has got hold of his phone.
He shall become the new angel of the north.
Unless it's a twape...
Unless it's a twape...
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