Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[melonhead]

Catching up on this has made me actually cry with laughter.

To answer the original OP-

Is that the most ridiculous question ever asked?

yeah, i know

like the question even needed to be asked!


edit- oh. yeah. what you already said

[leicsRoyal]

Jason Roberts on Soccer AM this morning.

Everyone seeing the funny side of Jimmy's tweets.

[Lovely hot donuts!]

Generally love this from Kebe but he has some serious balls leaving it an hour between tweets! But then I suppose his idea was to see how everyone reacted!
Much love for Jimmy!

Wasn't it more like ten minutes?

Just checked time on tweets and actually it was just fourteen minutes (which I still think is a bravely long time) but there seems be an a span of about an hour in which media sources were reporting Kebe's move as fact after first tweet!

[Stuka]

Also during the montage of Jason Robert's career goal highlights, you see a magnificent Kebe cross

[Albert Spangler]

Who is Jason Robert?

[Ian Herring]

I see the Savage monstrosity was gabbling on about Kebe's tweets being 'disrespectful to a big club' on Final Score.

Even made Garth Crooks raise his eyebrows and roll his eyes in disbelief.

Pull your socks up you c*nt.

[Ian Herring]

Who is Jason Robert?

I believe he is related to Bob Sponge Pant.

[super darren caskey]

I see the Savage monstrosity was gabbling on about Kebe's tweets being 'disrespectful to a big club' on Final Score.

Even made Garth Crooks raise his eyebrows and roll his eyes in disbelief.

Pull your socks up you c*nt.

Yeah was watching it

I dont mind Savage as he genrally says good things about us but he was acting a utter pcunt

[AthleticoSpizz]

Jimmy has been a very naughty boy

[leicsRoyal]

Jimmy knew he wasn't going to Newcastle
Reading knew he wasn't going to Newcastle
Newcastle knew he wasn't going to Newcastle

The only ones that fell for it were the lazy journo's that use twitter as their prime source, which turned out to be pretty much all of them.

Nice one Jimmy, up yours Savage.

[SCIAG]

"If I attack will the Italians surrender"

Tbf people we'd now call Italians once conquered the known world.

Now the French...

[wolsey]

"If I attack will the Italians surrender"

Tbf people we'd now call Italians once conquered the known world.

Now the French...

From QI:

Despite their reputation, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost. The British may pride themselves on superiority at sea, but it was driven by the realisation that they could never win a land war on the Continent. The French Army has usually been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, under Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

Perhaps this dominance helps explains another French victory. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is written in French.

[Hampshire Royal]

Jimmy has been a very naughty boy

He's not a very naughty boy, he's the Messiah.

[AthleticoSpizz]

I am Jimmy, and so is my wife

[Stuka]

What the hell is this supposed to mean?



I hope Kebe isn't about to blow his brains out at the hight of his career!? On the other hand maybe he's about to release a few angsty, generation defining albums. He could do that soft verse / heavy chorus thing.

[Rex]

"If I attack will the Italians surrender"

Tbf people we'd now call Italians once conquered the known world.

Now the French...

From QI:

Despite their reputation, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost. The British may pride themselves on superiority at sea, but it was driven by the realisation that they could never win a land war on the Continent. The French Army has usually been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, under Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

Perhaps this dominance helps explains another French victory. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is written in French.

Two words- the Ardennes.

[Ian Royal]

"If I attack will the Italians surrender"

Tbf people we'd now call Italians once conquered the known world.

Now the French...

From QI:

Despite their reputation, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost. The British may pride themselves on superiority at sea, but it was driven by the realisation that they could never win a land war on the Continent. The French Army has usually been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, under Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

Perhaps this dominance helps explains another French victory. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is written in French.

They've also had an extensive overseas Empire and been a true world power.

[under the tin]

From QI:

Despite their reputation, the French have fought more military campaigns than any other European nation and won twice as many battles as they have lost. The British may pride themselves on superiority at sea, but it was driven by the realisation that they could never win a land war on the Continent. The French Army has usually been the largest, best equipped and most strategically innovative in Europe. At its best, under Napoleon in 1812, it achieved a feat that even the Nazis couldn’t repeat: it entered Moscow.

Perhaps this dominance helps explains another French victory. Whether it is ranks (general, captain, corporal, lieutenant); equipment (lance, mine, bayonet, epaulette, trench); organisation (volunteer, regiment, soldier, barracks) or strategy (army, camouflage, combat, esprit de corps, reconnaissance), the language of warfare is written in French.

Two words- the Ardennes.

Not bad with crusty bread or toast, but I prefer mine a bit more garlicky.

[St Pauli]

double post

[St Pauli]

They've also had an extensive overseas Empire and been a true world power.

England is a French colony. Notice the French below: