Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Great news that Jimmy has single-handedly saved the ancient and invaluable Malian ancient manuscripts from the library in Timbuktu by advising his mates out there to hide them all before the Taliban got there.

Although those in Timbuktu who hid the manuscripts away are keeping their identities hidden, I have no doubts that the mastermind behind all of this was Jimmy Kebe.

http://world.time.com/2013/02/04/timbuktus-ancient-libraries-saved-by-locals-endangered-by-a-government/

[melonhead]

has his fingerprints all over it

[maffff]

has his fingerprints all over it

If you need a super sleuth, Jimmy's your man.

[melonhead]

just checked, there are no fingerprints, since jimmys finger tips, like his genital area, are smooth and featurless

[cmonurz]

just checked, there are no fingerprints, since jimmys finger tips, like his genital area, are smooth and featurless

The absence of fingerprints preserves the secret that Kebe in fact wrote those original manuscripts.

[SydenhamRoyal]

He might have been evicted from the casino, but then he placed a bet on England to win the rugby... by the exact score. Jimmy now is richer than Anton, and may buy our club

Heretic!!!

You think Jimmy needs money to buy our club????

He buys what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

at the price he wants

[maffff]

just checked, there are no fingerprints, since jimmys finger tips, like his genital area, are smooth and featurless

Jimmy's a eunuch?

[trueroyal1871]

Kébé hu akbar!!

[Millsy]

Kébé hu akbar!!

Kebe hu akbar!!!!!!

[LightwaterRoyal]

Someone should tweet this to him, but dont come across too pushy and needy as to not scare him off.

[Rex]

He seems fairly honest and open. I doubt it would scare him off.

[melonhead]

just checked, there are no fingerprints, since jimmys finger tips, like his genital area, are smooth and featurless

Jimmy's a eunuch?

more like an angel

dont worry, he can still impregnate people if he wishes, just by looking at them

[Waylenstreet]

garth crooks is fukkin awful

'greed. In many ways he's the anti-Jimmy

Does that mean he is the Ymmij ?

[grey_squirrel]

So the rumours are that he is a doubt for ManU, meaning that he will probably be out for another couple of months again.

What is it this time?

[Rex]

Mind games.

[double d]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ln-K70B40

He kicks what he wants.

[Cripple Creek]

My sources inform me Jimmy single-handedly deviated the meteorite (that was in the vicinity of planet earth two days ago) from coming too close by focusing on it with the laser beams that are his eyes.

[SLAMMED]

My sources inform me Jimmy single-handedly deviated the meteorite (that was in the vicinity of planet earth two days ago) from coming too close by focusing on it with the laser beams that are his eyes.

It wasn't a meteorite, it was Kebe warming up for a training session.

[Cripple Creek]

I suspected as much. I imagine Jimmy's modesty ended up with him planting stories in the press to downplay his role. What an extraordinary man.

[Rex]

Jimmy kicked a ball, it hit the sound barrier and landed in Russia. Russian media played the issue down saying it was a meteorite.