Kebeism are you a follower

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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by BraisingsteakRoyal » 06 Feb 2013 09:10

I wasn't, but then I saw his face.

Now i'm a Kebeliever.

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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by RadicalRoyal » 06 Feb 2013 10:17

It's a sign a sock ! Hold your socks aloft ...

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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by royalZILLAAA » 06 Feb 2013 10:18

SWLR To find the true path you must follow the 5 tenents of Kebeism:

Pronounance "there is only one god and Kebe is the one true prophet and can do what he wants"
Pray 5 times a day facing Mali, birth place of the prophet
Take a Pilgramage to the Mad Stad at least once in your life time (but preferably 20+ times a season)
Give 10% of your income to Kebe
Fast during Kebedam



This is all very un-Kébé.

They key tenet of Kébéism is 'Do what you want', insofar as what you want is in keeping with the most excellent ways of the Kébé.

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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by melonhead » 06 Feb 2013 11:09

pearcetom I actually put this on the last census as a religion :oops:



me too


me and the missus are both kebeists

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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by pea » 09 Feb 2013 09:10

What happened to the Kebeism, one true religion page on facebook?

In the name of the Kebe father,
The Sigurdsson,
and the team spirit
Amen.


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Re: Kebeism are you a follower

by Millsy » 09 Feb 2013 11:56

akranes From the artist that brought you:



This magical artist reveals his latest work:



Hail the Michaelangelo of the Kebe era.

The most amazing art I have seen in my life.

The power of Kebe flows through you.

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