The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a goal

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The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a goal

by SLAMMED » 21 May 2013 22:29

I fully expect this to be a failure of a thread, but as most threads on the team board are a complete shambles, I thought I'd add my two penneth worth.


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by creative_username_1 » 21 May 2013 22:57

this is exactly the sort of desperate shit a closet scouser would post

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by RFCSPACE » 21 May 2013 23:02

Fine line between success and failure (for Spurs and Liverpool).

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Green » 21 May 2013 23:45

If hitting the woodwork counted, don't you think the dynamics of the game would change somewhat?

I think you'd see those stats increase somewhat so basically it's all bullshit and hearsay.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Arch » 22 May 2013 01:18

Green If hitting the woodwork counted, don't you think the dynamics of the game would change somewhat?

I think you'd see those stats increase somewhat so basically it's all bullshit and hearsay.

Well, not hearsay really.


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Reading Til I Die » 22 May 2013 09:53

So we're still sh*t then.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Maguire » 22 May 2013 10:30

Amazing thread. Can someone do a league table if letting in a goal counted as scoring a goal, please.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Einstein agogo » 22 May 2013 10:36

and outside the box count as 3goals , inside the box 2 and penalty 1. like basketball :wink:

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Reading Til I Die » 22 May 2013 10:39

You're just being silly now. :wink:


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Fox Talbot » 22 May 2013 10:54

A more measured analysis here.

The woodwork clearly favours the weaker sides which is not surprising given they will be doing more defending.

If you divide the actual league table into quartiles you find:

TOP QUARTILE F81 A 42 WD +39
SECOND QUARTILE F76 A69 WD +7
THIRD QUARTILE F64 A74 WD -10
BOTTOM QUARTILE F44 A80 WD -36 (That's us, btw)

Divide the WD (woodwork difference) by 5 (the number of clubs in each quartile) to get your expected club WD per quartile, ie +5, +1, -2, -7

Then compare each individual club's WD against the expected WD (line above) to see how lucky / unlucky they are:

Reading are spot on the expected at -7. As the OP suggests Liverpool are way out by 16 goals on this measure.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Pandoras Box » 22 May 2013 12:49

KILL ME NOW

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Ouroboros » 22 May 2013 13:13

Maguire Amazing thread. Can someone do a league table if letting in a goal counted as scoring a goal, please.


Can we have one where buying shit players counts as investment, please?

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Stevie G » 22 May 2013 13:41

Not good enough. It can only be credible if it includes:
A miss within 5cm of the goal - could've been the wind
A miss from a header, after all it is foot ball
Unbelievable saves
Defended off the line (not saved by the goalkeeper)
Dodgy off side calls that rule a goal out
Goals that should've been off side

Might be getting a bit closer then :D


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Harpers So Solid Crew » 22 May 2013 14:02

excepot that the game would restart, so many of the woodwork hits would not have happened.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Royalwaster » 22 May 2013 14:21

Stevie G Not good enough. It can only be credible if it includes:
A miss within 5cm of the goal - could've been the wind
A miss from a header, after all it is foot ball
Unbelievable saves
Defended off the line (not saved by the goalkeeper)
Dodgy off side calls that rule a goal out
Goals that should've been off side

Might be getting a bit closer then :D


How about including your smallest players (Tabb) being scythed down in the box and not getting a penalty?

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Silver Fox » 22 May 2013 14:23

Is there a way to lock the team board over the summer so I don't accidentally read shit like this

BTW if there is then I may well extend my unsubscription to the season too

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by soggy biscuit » 22 May 2013 14:31

Hitting the woodwork is missing.

One small pet h8 of mine is when you hear a fan say something like 'yeah we lost 2-1 but we hit the post 3 times'. So on top of the times you missed, you also missed another 3 times.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Arch » 22 May 2013 14:41

soggy biscuit Hitting the woodwork is missing.

One small pet h8 of mine is when you hear a fan say something like 'yeah we lost 2-1 but we hit the post 3 times'. So on top of the times you missed, you also missed another 3 times.

Reading have been saved by the woodwork AGAIN!

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Arch » 22 May 2013 14:42

If that post hadn't been in the way it would've been a goal.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by floyd__streete » 22 May 2013 14:55

Can we get a projection of 'The league table if we hadn't signed such mince players' :?:

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