The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a goal

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by No Fixed Abode » 22 May 2013 16:10

creative_username_1 this is exactly the sort of desperate shit a closet scouser would post


Yep - surprised they haven't started a justice campaign to get into the CL on the back of that table.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by MeMeMe » 22 May 2013 16:19

That's enough, after this season and the shit posted on this board i'm poking my eyes ou.. lklb,mjjnkn

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Royal With Cheese » 23 May 2013 13:27

Reminds me of an old "Taking the Biscuit" article where the writer took the entire season and added a goal to the Royals in every game and came to the flabbergasting conclusion we would have done better.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by When Hicks went up... » 23 May 2013 13:51

As someone that earned the "winning corner" in the final of a 5-a-side tournament for my cub pack (and has lived off of it for the last 26 years) I would like to see more of these threads.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by grey_squirrel » 23 May 2013 15:58

Ouroboros
Maguire Amazing thread. Can someone do a league table if letting in a goal counted as scoring a goal, please.


Can we have one where buying shit players counts as investment, please?


How ironic. Can we have a post where you don't continuously spout out of your arse?


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by maffff » 23 May 2013 16:09

I'd like to see the minutes/goals ratio for when Floyd was in attendance and when he had left.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Ouroboros » 23 May 2013 17:18

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Maguire Amazing thread. Can someone do a league table if letting in a goal counted as scoring a goal, please.


Can we have one where buying shit players counts as investment, please?


How ironic. Can we have a post where you don't continuously spout out of your arse?


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by West Stand Man » 23 May 2013 18:54

Penneth (I will alw the quaint spelling) is a colloquialism for 'penny worth ' or ' penny's worth'. Thus your ' penneth worth' means 'penny worth worth'. Almost as daft as 'RIP in peace'.

Oh, and the whole concept that a team is unlucky if they hit the post is fundamentally flawed. Hitting the post is simply a miss, just as much as putting the ball wide of the post is a miss.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by SLAMMED » 23 May 2013 19:07

Hi West Stand Man :)


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Royalclapper » 23 May 2013 19:10

This is just :lol:

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by brighton_royal » 27 May 2013 11:05

GR8 WORK SLAMMED 8)

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by SLAMMED » 27 May 2013 20:02

:lol:

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by The Rouge » 28 May 2013 09:45

I think its quite interesting. Adds some weight to a feeling of if teams were lucky/unlucky...


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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Ouroboros » 28 May 2013 15:07

The Rouge I think its quite interesting. Adds some weight to a feeling of if teams were lucky/unlucky...


Yeah but I'm pretty sure we've been unluckly with failing to hit the post. If we could see the table as if nearly hitting the post counted as hitting the post, which counted as a goal, I think we could be as high as 18th.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Alexander Litvinenko » 28 May 2013 15:57

Can someone do some more analysis. I'd like to see a table where the goal we're aiming as was twice as big but the gaol we were defending was twice as small - would we have survived then?

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Ouroboros » 28 May 2013 16:31

Alexander Litvinenko the gaol we were defending


You mean Reading Gaol?

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Pseud O'Nym » 28 May 2013 21:15

I'd like to see what the table would look like if an extra point were awarded for every game that "We can draw positives from as a group".

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by SLAMMED » 28 May 2013 21:30

Pseud O'Nym I'd like to see what the table would look like if an extra point were awarded for every game that "We can draw positives from as a group".


That's +38 points which would put us on 66 points, putting us comfortably in 5th place.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by The Prisoner » 29 May 2013 04:20

This all backs up my theory that G. Frame should have been our POTS.

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Re: The league table if hitting the woodwork counted as a go

by Siddy » 01 Jun 2013 15:20

creative_username_1 this is exactly the sort of desperate shit a closet scouser would post


spot on :lol:

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