CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[Rollerbob]

Hang on.

Drenthe has 65 appearances for Real Madrid, 34 appearances for Feyenoord, 27 appearances for Everton, he's played for Netherlands, and there's people who DON'T WANT HIM??!!

He's never received a straight red card either, so on the pitch, he behaves himself.
Even for Alania Vladikavkaz, he scored in 50% of the games he was involved in.

How are people not happy with this signing??!! I'm so confused.

[Extended-Phenotype]

Because he's black.

[Focher]

Because he's black.

shit I was just typing exactly the same thing

[melonhead]

not fat. hes just got a big frame.its his glands etc

seriously, he only looks big in the face and shoulders. his stomach is like a washboard

Bit ghey that

youre gay

[Rollerbob]

Because he's black.

Ahhhh.. Makes sense now. Maybe we should sign Hooper and Sig instead then.

[Elm Park Pasty]

Hang on.

Drenthe has 65 appearances for Real Madrid, 34 appearances for Feyenoord, 27 appearances for Everton, he's played for Netherlands, and there's people who DON'T WANT HIM??!!

He's never received a straight red card either, so on the pitch, he behaves himself.
Even for Alania Vladikavkaz, he scored in 50% of the games he was involved in.

How are people not happy with this signing??!! I'm so confused.

Because he is free, free = crap that no one else wants......

Not as if we ever spunked good money on rubbish is it......... oh hold on......... Evers £500k, Fae £3M and the list goes on. Quality is quality whether it is free or £5M. Some people just don't get that.

[Pepe the Horseman]

not fat. hes just got a big frame.its his glands etc

seriously, he only looks big in the face and shoulders. his stomach is like a washboard

Bit ghey that

youre gay

[SmellyAli]

According to all sources, the street's the place to go. Cause tonight for the first time, just about half-past ten, for the first time in history It's gonna start raining men.

You heard it here first...

[Deadlock]

Yeah, you wouldn't pose in some kit if you still hadn't signed

Unless you're Paul Ince.

[Yellowcoat]

Probably just needs international clearance before he can be registered as a Reading player.

[johnnym]

not fat. hes just got a big frame.its his glands etc

seriously, he only looks big in the face and shoulders. his stomach is like a washboard

Bit ghey that

youre gay

Only for the right price

[The Prisoner]

The new RFC guy at the post has tweeted that there is no press conference booked. #drenthegate

[SPARTA]

So the new evening post chap says no press conference tomorrow. Looks like that FuzzyBear is way off, or the club are remaining very coy.

[TBM]

The new RFC guy at the post has tweeted that there is no press conference booked. #drenthegate

But Jay told us there was

[Jay o/]

The new RFC guy at the post has tweeted that there is no press conference booked. #drenthegate

But Jay told us there was

What? When did I?

[Pepe the Horseman]

Lol @ the ITK brigade getting it wrong again. There's one guy on Twitter who's worse than the lot of them. Doesn't put any info forwards, but just makes cryptic comments and the likes of The Wearing all start spunking themselves.

[Isaac Hunt]

Was there a press conference to announce the signing of Wayne Bridge? No.

News story + videos etc. online at some point.

[soggy biscuit]

His name is an anagram of 'Palace signed'

spooky

[The Prisoner]

If you take the letters from Royston Drenthe, add some, take some away and mix them around a bit you get Gylfi has signed, Kebe to Swansea, Shorey medical at West Ham and McAteer should have been sent off.

Conspiracy.

[TBM]

His name is an anagram of 'Palace signed'

spooky