Songs...

[Theroyalbox]

If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a crow
Id fly over swindon tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the bastards below below

[SLAMMED]

"You're nothing special, we lose every week" got a good showing yesterday.

[royaltxd]

Bill Odie chant got the usual good outing yesterday.

A few people around us tried to get this going to the same tune...

"Pogrebnyak, Pogbrenyak, rub your beard all over my ball sack"

[Gav]

I'm not one to usually take offence by bad chanting, but that monstrosity of:

Adkins Diet, Adkins Diet... Nigel Adkins diet to the tune of "remember in the championship when we used to like jobi mcanuff and not deride him or Leigertwood at every opportunity"... That song has to stop. Whoever sung it took a good 87 minutes til their own mates joined in. It was awful.

Please. Stop.

[Theroyalbox]

So with new signings and the club linking up with marrusia and galatasary does anyone have any ideas for new songs for the club?

[notloyalenuffroyal]

How about

"Gilkes ran faster than your car."

[Royals-lad14]

liking suarez song for drenthe who gives a shit what the bigger clubs think like alders**t

[Clyde1998]

When I see you Reading, I go out my head;
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough;

All the things you do to me and all the things you say;
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough;

You're blue and white hoops, you wear them with pride;
and I just can't seem to get enough;

DO DO DO DO DO, etc...

[One8Seven1]

"You're nothing special, we lose every week" got a good showing yesterday.

It'll be nice to swap that around for next season:

"You're nothing special, we win every week"

[Clyde1998]

"You're nothing special, we lose every week" got a good showing yesterday.

It'll be nice to swap that around for next season:

"You're nothing special, we win every week"

How about: "We're something special, we win every week"?

[TheLawnMowerMan]

How about: "We're something special, we win every week"?

I could be wrong, but I think you may be getting a little ahead of yourself.

[Clyde1998]

How about: "We're something special, we win every week"?

I could be wrong, but I think you may be getting a little ahead of yourself.

[ankeny]

How about: "We're something special, we win every week"?

I could be wrong, but I think you may be getting a little ahead of yourself.

I think he should be on the Watford board

[frimmers3]

liking suarez song for drenthe who gives a shit what the bigger clubs think like alders**t

the infatuation with aldershot still alive and well i note.

[Royal Prince]

Don't worry,
About a thing,
Coz Royston on the wing,
Is gonna be alright.

<repeat ad infinitum>

http://youtu.be/xcvtu_kHBmM

[SydenhamRoyal]

We've scored at home
we've scored at home
How shit must you be
We've scored at home

[The Prisoner]

Smack my bitch up by the Prodigy

I always wanted to make that "smack my church up", but alas...,

[notloyalenuffroyal]

Royst-on. Roy-oyst-ooooonnnnn
With hope in your heart
And he'll help us score at home
He'll help us score at home.


Or we'll just go.

Drrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[royalgaffa]

His name is Royston Drenthe,
he wears the blue and white.

I just can't enough, I just can't get enough.

He plays in the middle,
on the left or on the right.

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough.

When he scores the crowd go wild,
and I just can't seem to get enough of Drenthe.

der der der etc.

[Clyde1998]

Anyone else find these threads incredibly cringe worthy?

Up there with the most embarrassing things I have ever read.

Has a song from here ever been widely sung?

Let me think...

























No.