Bolton (A) I'm looking forward to

[Big Foot]

Kevin Nolan's chicken dance
Mixu Paatelainen
Per Frandsen
Jussi Jaaskelainen
Mark Fish
Stelios
Kevin Davies
Ivan Campo
Wembley '95
Jason McAteer
Owen Coyle - Barclays Premier League
Gary Speed
Jay Jay so good they named him twice
Jay Jay and Allardyce dancing on the pitch
Nicolas Anelka
Alan Thompson
3 goals in the last 5 minutes

[super darren caskey]

Big Fat Sam
Amir Khan

[Sweet FA]

Matt Mills' middle finger

[Dawn]

Simon Osbourn's goal line clearance
Jimmy Quinn in goal
Trevor Morley's hat trick
Duberry getting away with taking out Nolan
Hunt being sick

[Alan Partridge]

Nicky Hunt
Keith Branagan
Alan Stubbs
John McGinley
Fabian De Freitas
Mike Whitlow
Gudni Bergsson
Mark Seagraves
Nathan Blake
Sammy Lee
Phil Brown
Scott Sellars
Gary Speed
Claus Jensen
Bo Hansen
Michael Ricketts
Amir Khan being fisted by Peter Kay
i Feel Good
Anthony Barness
Fabrice Muamba
Gavin Ward
Neil Cox
Sasa Curcic
Eidur Gudjohnson
Fernando Hierro
Bruno N'Gotty
Danny Guthrie not turning up
Youri Djorkaeff
John Salako
Stig Tofting
Glen Little
Mario Jardel
Les Ferdinand
Grzegorz Rasiak
Danny Shittu
Ian Walker
Quinton Fortune
Peter Beardsley

[floyd__streete]

I'm looking forward to not attending this match.

[Royal Ginger]

Getting away from all of the cyber bullying. *sniff*

[Big Foot]

Simon Osbourn's goal line clearance
Jimmy Quinn in goal
Trevor Morley's hat trick
Duberry getting away with taking out Nolan
Hunt being sick

[Davezk]

Hideous goalkeeper top...

[Lalala Rougier]

Hideous goalkeeper top...

I used to love that! That's the only goalkeeper top i ever bought. Mind you, it did end up getting hidden down the side of my bed and used as a bit of a cum rag in my teens, so think i eventually saw sense.

[Big Foot]

Personally, I'm all for the "hideous" goalkeeper tops of the 90s as seen above and the other similar number with green and blue specs as worn by Hammond, Mautone etc to the bland numbers that we get these days.

[Alexander Litvinenko]

Being locked out because of the crowds, and listening to the game from the Tilehurst Road.

[LightwaterRoyal]

Is Jay Spearing eligible to play?

[reading_fan]

Maintaining the hope of qualifying for Europe

[Royalclapper]

Fred Dibnah
Nat Lofthouse
Thick Lancashire accents in Greater Manchester
Burnden Park
Muzzie Chavs
Telling a local that the annual black pudding throwing championships in nearby Ramsbottom is the most noted cultural event in the area

[JC]

Fabian de Freitas cheating

[Shaka]

Video of the 3-2 with Jimmy Quinn in goal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHXVY0RCYE

[Big Foot]

The Phoenix Club
Chorley FM coming in your ear
A 20ft cock and balls
Ironside

[Barry the bird boggler]

Neil Whatmore

[genome]

Crying for the entire journey home
Realising at six years old that the world is cruel and unforgiving