The footballer gets arrested thread

[dizzynewheights]

Raheem Sterling arrested on suspicion of battering his missus

[Jinx]

Is he Scottish?

[Royal Rother]

Made me snort anyway!

[TBM]

Phil Bardsley suspended by Sunderland for posting on instagram "hahahahahah hahahahahhaha" after their defeat at the weekend

[PistolPete]

Sessegnon drink driving.

[paultheroyal]

Steven N'Zonzi allegedly a naughty boy with a cyclist.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Jimmy Kebe for False Pretense

[Super_horns]

Sheffield Wednesday player likely to be jailed:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-so ... e-24079938

[sandman]

Jimmy Kebe for False Pretense

Trying to pretend he's only the second greatest man to ever live?

[AthleticoSpizz]

go on then Sandy....who's the first?


totp etc

[sandman]

Well obviously I'm saying it's Jimmy.

His modesty in pretending he's not the greatest man who ever lived, even going to the lengths of being arrested for false pretenses, is just one of the many things that make him the greatest man who ever lived.

[AthleticoSpizz]

I'm still awestruck by his brilliance and aura

[soggy biscuit]

Messi in court over tax evasion. Bit lost on this one as he denies tax evasion yet has made a 'corrective payment to the tax office of €5M.

[Sanguine]

Doesn't tax evasion have to be deliberate?

[soggy biscuit]

Doesn't tax evasion have to be deliberate?

ah that'll be it then.

[genome]

He doesn't evade tax. He avoids tax.

[jd82]

I thought he gracefully skipped around tax

[YateleyRoyal]

Ah, but I've heard that Ronaldo has avoided more tax than Messi, and in fewer years in Spain too.

[Vision]

Sheffield Wednesday footballer Gary Madine is jailed for 18 months for assault. The centre forward was convicted of two unprovoked assaults in two Sheffield nightclubs within five weeks of each other.

[Deadlock]

More on nasty piece of work Madine:

The court was told Mr Hall, a Sheffield United fan, was left with a broken jaw and a fractured cheek after Madine asked him who he supported. Mr Hall, who did not recognise the Wednesday striker, replied "United", and moments later he was punched in the eye. He suffered a broken jaw and his cheek was fractured in five places.