Jimmy Kebe

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by ManchesterRoyals » 29 Aug 2013 17:06

Hoop Blah
melonhead resulting in the loss of one of our best players.
tut


Who else is leaving with Kebe then?


Wish pog would go

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by melonhead » 29 Aug 2013 17:11

TFF
melonhead
one of


Even brendy's losing the faith


just natural

when they leave, a little of their god like sheen is inevitably lost



plus i've already started to fall for royston
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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by melonhead » 29 Aug 2013 17:12

Hoop Blah
melonhead resulting in the loss of one of our best players.
tut


Who else is leaving with Kebe then?


ooooooo you massive bitch

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by YateleyRoyal » 29 Aug 2013 17:15

ManchesterRoyals If no one believes me google reading fc home shirt history

From the club website :D


Dont fink i can spel alll dat. Can you cum up wiv a simpla frase?

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by mr_number » 29 Aug 2013 17:50

Hoop Blah Or maybe it's just that you've got the arse with the manager not bending over backwards to bring you back into the team at the expense of fitter players who've been doing alright in your absence?


Genuine humour, congrats.


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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by sandman » 29 Aug 2013 17:54

greed with Hoop Bleugh.

Kanu has been fcuking great this season.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by sputnik » 29 Aug 2013 18:07

ManchesterRoyals Ok mate i dont know what im talking about :roll:


Nothing new here then.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by ManchesterRoyals » 29 Aug 2013 18:35

sputnik
ManchesterRoyals Ok mate i dont know what im talking about :roll:


Nothing new here then.


Thxs :D

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by Ian Royal » 29 Aug 2013 19:20

Fook off Kebe. But thanks for years of brilliant entertainment.


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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by Royalee » 29 Aug 2013 19:30

melonhead
Hoop Blah
Jimmy Kebe said not "The fans say Jimmy Kebe refused to play and this sort of thing but I would never do that. I've been at Reading for six years and never have I refused to play. Why would I now?," he said.


Perhaps because there's a chance to double your wages and move to the Premier League and you didn't want to put that at risk

Or maybe it's just that you've got the arse with the manager not bending over backwards to bring you back into the team at the expense of fitter players who've been doing alright in your absence?


terrible man management from adkins imo.
resulting in the loss of one of our best players.
tut


Ha good one.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by NewCorkSeth » 29 Aug 2013 20:53

Mainly because I clamped my hands over my ears, glued my eyes shut and started shouting very loudly, I did not realise this Kebe thing had gone as far as discussions.. I am, and have been for many years, in love with Jimmy Kebe. I don't want him to go. It won't be the same without him and his beautiful shining head. Lets never sell him. Ever. Contract for life.
Sadly, this can never be anything more than a dream. As we all know he does what he wants. So my question is "how much?".
How much would you take for Jimmy "He who lights the way through the night and into our hearts" Kebe?

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by melonhead » 29 Aug 2013 21:09

Nothing less than 50 million euros. And that's only cos he's not fit.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by sandman » 29 Aug 2013 21:12

Got to be worth more than Bale.


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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by NewCorkSeth » 29 Aug 2013 21:12

Finally someone who sees reason

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by FridaysGhost » 29 Aug 2013 21:19

Kebe(injured) out, Vaz Te in, RFC have a stronger squad with more goal menace. Also Vaz Te will play more than 1 match per season!

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by sandman » 29 Aug 2013 21:32

Yeah well. Vaz Te's lame! his hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by NewCorkSeth » 29 Aug 2013 21:34

FridaysGhost Kebe(injured) out, Vaz Te in, RFC have a stronger squad with more goal menace. Also Vaz Te will play more than 1 match per season!


Jimmy has only played less than 15 games a season once.. He has played over 40 games 3 times and over 30 in one (obviously not including the times he played over 40. Duh.)
Last season he played only 17 games but in the 4 seasons preceding that he played 166 games for us and scored 26 goals.

So in the four seasons before last he failed to have an injury that stopped his impact.

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by melonhead » 29 Aug 2013 21:37

Yeah!
Not only that but watching him grow from a wobbly spaz into one of the most entertaining and hard working players I've ever seen play for us has been the only thing that got me through a couple of dire seasons
*sniff

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by FridaysGhost » 29 Aug 2013 21:41

NewCorkSeth
FridaysGhost Kebe(injured) out, Vaz Te in, RFC have a stronger squad with more goal menace. Also Vaz Te will play more than 1 match per season!


Jimmy has only played less than 15 games a season once.. He has played over 40 games 3 times and over 30 in one (obviously not including the times he played over 40. Duh.)
Last season he played only 17 games but in the 4 seasons preceding that he played 166 games for us and scored 26 goals.

So in the four seasons before last he failed to have an injury that stopped his impact.


Presumably, humour escapes you - as does the overall truth of the post!

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Re: Jimmy Kebe

by creative_username_1 » 29 Aug 2013 21:41

What's the craic then? Is he off or what?

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