2013 Summer Transfer Window

[Tommio]

No you didn't.

I swear to god, he was wearing tight jeans and sunglasses inside, one of the staff had to "escort" him to the car.

[Tommio]

He just walked in and was handed two trollies worth of what I think must be suits and some guy walked him to his car.

[Tommio]

And whilst he was walking out I asked him if he would play for us again.

[sandman]

So he was being escorted to his car yet you were randomly allowed to walk up to him? Have you seen the clothes the guy wears? Jason Roberts would not shop at Marks and Spencers.

[Tommio]

So he was being escorted to his car yet you were randomly allowed to walk up to him? Have you seen the clothes the guy wears? Jason Roberts would not shop at Marks and Spencers.

Don't believe me if you don't want but he was there, I heard a member of the staff say "help escort this man to his car" and I thought it would be an elderly or special needs person but then Jason Roberts walked in. One man that worked for M&S wheeled one of his trollies to his car so it wasn't really being escorted.

[Royal Ginger]

So he was being escorted to his car yet you were randomly allowed to walk up to him? Have you seen the clothes the guy wears? Jason Roberts would not shop at Marks and Spencers.

Don't believe me if you don't want but he was there, I heard a member of the staff say "help escort this man to his car" and I thought it would be an elderly or special needs person but then Jason Roberts walked in. One man that worked for M&S wheeled one of his trollies to his car so it wasn't really being escorted.

You're an idiot.

[Tommio]

So he was being escorted to his car yet you were randomly allowed to walk up to him? Have you seen the clothes the guy wears? Jason Roberts would not shop at Marks and Spencers.

Don't believe me if you don't want but he was there, I heard a member of the staff say "help escort this man to his car" and I thought it would be an elderly or special needs person but then Jason Roberts walked in. One man that worked for M&S wheeled one of his trollies to his car so it wasn't really being escorted.

You're an idiot.

What's your problem?

[sandman]

Let me tell you what has actually happened. You've seen a rumour that Roberts may be retiring after the window has shut and after seeing that rumour you're trying to embellish it with a cock and bull story about meeting him and him telling you first. Therefore trying to make yourself out to be itk so that if it does happen you can go "look at me I got it right".

[Tommio]

Someone who has twitter ask him if he was at marks and Spencer early Sunday morning

[Tommio]

Is anyone going to ask him?

[Unphased Royal]

Is anyone going to ask him?

Since you're bezzie m8s with him why don't you ask him, then post up the question and his reply

[Royal Ginger]

Is anyone going to ask him?

Since you're bezzie m8s with him why don't you ask him, then post up the question and his reply

This should be good!

[Tommio]

Is anyone going to ask him?

Since you're bezzie m8s with him why don't you ask him, then post up the question and his reply

This should be good!

I don't have twitter and when did I say I was best mates with him?

[Unphased Royal]

Doesn't have Twitter, doesn't get sarcasm, life is really not worth living is it?

[LoyalRoyal22]

Hopefully a signing will be announced today..

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Hopefully a signing will be announced today..

Jason Roberts has signed a new five year deal at the fish counter in Marks and Spencers.

[GSY-Royal]

Hopefully a signing will be announced today..

Jason Roberts has signed a new five year deal at the fish counter in Marks and Spencers.

His escorts who aren't really escorts and weren't actually escorting him have been handed contract extensions for their excellent escorting/non-escorting services.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Hopefully a signing will be announced today..

Jason Roberts has signed a new five year deal at the fish counter in Marks and Spencers.

His escorts who aren't really escorts and weren't actually escorting him have been handed contract extensions for their excellent escorting/non-escorting services.

At least Tommio has a proven track record to make this rumour seem legit.

[Tommio]

Hopefully a signing will be announced today..

Jason Roberts has signed a new five year deal at the fish counter in Marks and Spencers.

Pretty sure this isn't true, marks and spencer don't have a fish counter...

[Platypuss]

Pretty sure this isn't true, marks and spencer don't have a fish counter...

Wow - stop your watches. Tommoiomiomiaow might well just have posted something true.