AFC Reading

[LoyalRoyalFan]

"I USED TO WORK IN NEWBURY DEPARTMENT STORE..."

... could be the new club anthem.

[Jerry St Clair]

Can I apply for the job of Groundsman? I have plenty of those little bags for picking up dog turds*.

*Insert your own joke about crap on the pitch.

[Royal Ginger]

I'll be "Rapey" the mascot and or front of house/customer relations manager. (have experience)...at the latter.

[Terminal Boardom]

With my experience, I have to be programme editor. I have won awards you know

[mumbo-jumbo]

My 18 yr old son would love to be our headline signing and my 16 yr old daughter does a great turn in goal. I'd be delighted to be involved with half time refreshments

[Libertine]

Well if Brendy ends up being PR man I will volunteer to relocate over there to be team doctor. I know just as much about drugs as he does...

[melonhead]

I used to be big with the Dubbin and Sloanes liniment so assistant kit man please. Perhaps Brendy could do the washing, assuming the kit needs it?

I M crowthorne cc s winter football supremo, also in charge of kit.which hasn't been washed since last season...

[Wizard]

IN for driving the bus.

Or playing.

[YateleyRoyal]

Can I nominate myself to be chief of all location_royals? They'll be coming in droves after a few games.

[sandman]

My 18 yr old son would love to be our headline signing and my 16 yr old daughter does a great turn in goal. I'd be delighted to be involved with half time refreshments

No room for nepotism in this team.

[Extended-Phenotype]

No manager or coach in the management team, this has the makings or being worse than the current arrangement.

Incidentally, if I haven't burnt my bridges with this E-Mail, I have qualifications and title in both and am open to an invite.

Tell us your vision for the team - who would you like to buy? We'll have a whip round and give you, all being well, £20 - but we want change.

Okay, so that's Nick Blackman and Hope Akpan secured.

[Tony Le Mesmer]

IN for being club Historian.

"AFC Reading began life in 2014." That's it. Oh, and I get to keep the dirty water from the 1st kit wash. #fap

[Royal Lady]

We'll need Brendy to drive the club minibus to away matches.

[Franchise FC]

IN!!!!! but I want to be Annie Bassett!!

I thought you WERE Annie Bassett

[Stuka]

I want to answer the fan mail

[Davezk]

Scout within the Midlands area.

[Cape Town Royal]

Have just open AFC Reading's South West Supporters Club Branch, so far it includes me, a down and out from Weston Super Nightmare and a pasty!!

[sandman]

Scout within the Midlands area.

We've already scouted the entire Midlands area and know everything about all the players but unfortunately we cannot buy any of them.

[No Fixed Abode]

Scout within the Midlands area.

We've already scouted the entire Midlands area and know everything about all the players but unfortunately we cannot buy any of them.

are you scouting for AFC Reading or Liverpool though?

[sandman]

Scout within the Midlands area.

We've already scouted the entire Midlands area and know everything about all the players but unfortunately we cannot buy any of them.

are you scouting for AFC Reading or Liverpool though?

Why the fcuk would we be scouting for Lollerpool?

Personally, I'd rather scout downtown Damascus than work for Brendan Rodgers.