Best RFC chants

[Pepe the Horseman]

+1. Lovely stuff.

[dizzynewheights]

The Tiny Tim song came about at Bolton away this year when on the way home we found ourselves on a carriage rammed with small children. Unable to rip through our usual repertoire we sang the clean/original version – a favourite of my kids at the time. We reworked it from there.

The Leeds lads we met coming back from Huddersfield on Saturday liked it so we need to make it our own before they nick it.

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

For me its a 'toss up' between "Shaun Cummings, all over your face" and the John Salako chant.

[genome]

Pretty sure the Dalek one was an away game, possibly Watford.

I coulda sworn that was at the Madstad. I'll be damned.

[Harrydog]

the dalek chant was definitely at a home game a couple of years ago, cos it was thrown from the east stand !!!

[floyd__streete]

Ei ei ei o
Off to football, here we go
We've got our fleece and Thermos
Rumblestix are packed
John Madejski, Nigel Adkins
Really should be sacked

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Ei Ei Ei O,
Off to League One here we go,
Adkins ain't got a clue, we're 5-0 down again,
Akpan up front,
Akpan up front,
He really should be sacked!

[ikeypa]

Funniest chant I have ever heard was in early nineties when the inflatables were popular. We were playing Grimsby and a lot of the away fans in the town end had inflatable mackerel.

There was a lull in the game and then for some reason the whole end of the southbank suddenly sang;

"What's it like to shag a fish" followed by a great roar of laughter

Happy memories which sadly cannot be repeated in the days of modern stadia.

[Cureton's Volley]

"What a waste of petrol"

"ITV w@nk, w@nk, w@nk"

"Thrown out, cos ur jumpers shit"

Blind date theme tune

The McGee banter that glorious night vs Wolves at EP in the cup

Various Paddy Kenny related insults

[handbags_harris]

Pretty sure the Dalek one was an away game, possibly Watford.

I coulda sworn that was at the Madstad. I'll be damned.

Wolves at home, last home game of 2004/5.

[Royal Ginger]

I quite enjoyed "Paedo! Peado! Peado!"

[paultheroyal]

I remember a dire Boxing Day game many years ago at Elm Park, possibly against Brentford. As the fans got restless and looked for other 'entertainment', someone was 'escorted' out by the stewards - the shouts from the terrace were 'make him stay and watch it!' What chance of that chant soon returning?

[Cureton's Volley]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

Plasticised in film:

http://youtu.be/cquwdu38bwQ

[Cureton's Volley]

Cheer up Mark McGee

The loudest chant I can ever recall, both here and at Elm Park. Sang so loud that I saw stars when we finished. Also "are you watching Mark McGhee" until I went blue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCgRUXxQWY

First game since the Fat Scottish Bastard walked out for Leicester, a beautiful song was born!

That video still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Songs like that should never die.

I love that video! Fantastic kit we had back then, and you can hear our crowd literally supporting each challenge as they battle for the ball in midfield.

The late Archie double in the 96/97 game vs Wolves was satisfying also:
http://youtu.be/7PIl4s2fz0M

[Pepe the Horseman]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

Plasticised in film:

http://youtu.be/cquwdu38bwQ

Nice. Although 'those Oxford fcuking pcunts' is a bit unnecessary - would've gone with another 'stabbing Oxford in the throat' to finish.

[Norfolk Royal]

Cheer up Mark McGee

The loudest chant I can ever recall, both here and at Elm Park. Sang so loud that I saw stars when we finished. Also "are you watching Mark McGhee" until I went blue..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCgRUXxQWY

First game since the Fat Scottish Bastard walked out for Leicester, a beautiful song was born!

That video still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Songs like that should never die.

I love that video! Fantastic kit we had back then, and you can hear our crowd literally supporting each challenge as they battle for the ball in midfield.

The late Archie double in the 96/97 game vs Wolves was satisfying also:
http://youtu.be/7PIl4s2fz0M

Really wish I'd been at that game.

[No Fixed Abode]

Tracksuit from Matalan, tracksuit from Matalan

To Gabor Kiraly (Crystal Palace) about his terrible goalkeeping bottoms.

[Cureton's Volley]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

STABBING


STABBING


STABBING


OXFORD

Plasticised in film:

http://youtu.be/cquwdu38bwQ

Nice. Although 'those Oxford fcuking pcunts' is a bit unnecessary - would've gone with another 'stabbing Oxford in the throat' to finish.

Agree was a tad over-zealous

Easy fix:

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

[bcubed]

Tracksuit from Matalan, tracksuit from Matalan

To Gabor Kiraly (Crystal Palace) about his terrible goalkeeping bottoms.

yeh that made me laugh at the time too
Was it away? any idea when?

[Stuka]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE