Best RFC chants

[seahawk10]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

[SPARTA]

Make it happen, please.

[Mid Sussex Royal]

can't beat the Mark McGhee Daydream Believer song - it used to really get to him too...

[Rax]

Couple of gems I remember.....

"Rufus is a dog's name" followed by "does your owner know you're here"

My personal fave though is from Elm Park (York I think) where all second half the whole southbank were singing "you got a coat for Christmas" at some poor bemused away fan!!

[Avon Royal]

Hunt, Hunt, wherever you may be
We don't care if you dropped the knee
It could have been Cech or Cudacini
They should have brought a third goalie!

[Dick Habbin's hairdo]

"What a waste of petrol"

This made me titter.... and Rufus, 'natch.

And a lone voice bellowing: "You're sooooo quiet you sound like Aldersh*t....." during a particularly quiet period of a game always makes me smile.

But the best ever is the klaxon sound for 'dive' in a U-boat followed by: "Bring on the German sub..... "

[paultheroyal]

Couple of gems I remember.....

"Rufus is a dog's name" followed by "does your owner know you're here"

My personal fave though is from Elm Park (York I think) where all second half the whole southbank were singing "you got a coat for Christmas" at some poor bemused away fan!!

Oh the LOLS

[Cureton's Volley]

What's that crouching out in your bush,
It's Andy Bernal,
It's Andy Bernaaaaaalllll!!

[bobby1413]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

That's excellent - RFC needs to get a song sheet printed for this

[SLAMMED]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

Lovely stuff

[Badger Finger]

http://youtu.be/1erhG4ZVLDE

Lovely stuff

I echo these sentiments...

[maffff]

I had a little turtle
his name is Tiny tim
I took him to the Nags Head
to see if he could drink
he downed 10 pints of lager
and then he grabbed his coat
AND NOW HES UP THE HIGH STREET STABBING OXFORD IN THE THROAT

This is my new favourite thing ever. I love you.

[Big Foot]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

[genome]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

I remember that!

[Big Foot]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

You're too short to play in goal

[No Fixed Abode]

Knees up Stevie Brown.

[Royal Biscuitman]

What a waste of petrol

There's only one Steve Stone

[Royal Biscuitman]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

You're too short to play in goal

Paddy Kenny - Who ate all the pies / Did she leave you cos your fat (after his missus left him)

Which keeper was it who murked the East Stand recently after they chanted for him to give em a wave? - Was that Paddy Kenny?

[No Fixed Abode]

Anyone remember Rab C Nesbitt from the Elm Park days? Boss eyed Scottish chap.

He used to have a song that started like this.....(i think it was his own song)

When the sun shines over Elm Park
You can hear the loyal supporters.....

[SHORT AND CURLY]

There were a few away games where the baiting of the keeper for the full 90 minutes was more entertaining than the game. i.e. Walsall away in the FA Cup, Jan 2003 with Jimmy Walker

Another classic I'm sure I've posted before was Leeds away in 2005 - Neil Sullivan goes to take a goal kick in front of a freezing and bored away end. One bloke shouts to him as NS is facing us to begin his run up "Oi Sullivan, look behind you.....it's your fackin career"

Oxford away a few years back. We turned their keeper into a quivering wreck with the constant barracking. This ultimately helped us to the win. IIRC they replaced him for another keeper.