Leon salutes Berkshire's Baltic Baresi

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Green » 24 Dec 2013 11:15

Merry Christmas to all on the Team Board

From all of us over at Anything Else

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by southbank1871 » 24 Dec 2013 12:26

+1

Good will to all men, even Royalee.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by sandman » 24 Dec 2013 12:29

Wouldn't quite go that far!

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by White Rougier » 24 Dec 2013 14:00

Don't think you will find many of them round here.

turning circle of a tank!

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by SPARTA » 24 Dec 2013 14:12

White Rougier Don't think you will find many of them round here.

turning circle of a tank!


Same goes for Pearce.


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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Platypuss » 24 Dec 2013 14:40

White Rougier Don't think you will find many of them round here.

turning circle of a tank!


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Did you mean oil tanker?

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by SHORT AND CURLY » 24 Dec 2013 17:00

Just about sums it up when you realise that Gorkks is the best of our current crop of defenders

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Royal Ginger » 24 Dec 2013 17:25

Stop it. This is a happy thread dedicated to the love of our Latvian uberhuman at the back and Gorkssmas.


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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by leon » 24 Dec 2013 19:17

Absolutely.

This thread is to wish a happy christmas to all those that salute the majesty of our very own Latvian leviathan. With his car mechanic good looks.



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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by AthleticoSpizz » 24 Dec 2013 19:24

Yeah 'ppy chrimbo and all that.

One day Kasps (our comeback man) will be hailed with as much majesty and adulation as Sir/Saint/King Bryn

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Royalee » 29 Dec 2013 16:42

leon A Happy Christmas to all of you Team Boarders who appreciate the finer footballing talents of our gravel voiced, Latvian international man mountain. Here's to another successful promotion run in guided by the steady hand on the tiller of our bearded Baltic Baresi.



Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by leon » 29 Dec 2013 16:53

Royalee
leon A Happy Christmas to all of you Team Boarders who appreciate the finer footballing talents of our gravel voiced, Latvian international man mountain. Here's to another successful promotion run in guided by the steady hand on the tiller of our bearded Baltic Baresi.



Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.


At least he was trying to put a tackle in, unlike our entire midfield, who seem to spend most games watching people run past them.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by marcusopp » 29 Dec 2013 17:40

leon
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leon A Happy Christmas to all of you Team Boarders who appreciate the finer footballing talents of our gravel voiced, Latvian international man mountain. Here's to another successful promotion run in guided by the steady hand on the tiller of our bearded Baltic Baresi.



Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.


At least he was trying to put a tackle in, unlike our entire midfield, who seem to spend most games watching people run past them.

:D


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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by floyd__streete » 29 Dec 2013 20:44

Royalee Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.


+1.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by leon » 29 Dec 2013 21:34

floyd__streete
Royalee Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.


+1.


seriously floyd this must be a new LOLow

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by sandman » 29 Dec 2013 21:37

Thoughts are with floyd's family and friends at this difficult time.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by AthleticoSpizz » 30 Dec 2013 00:21

leon
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leon A Happy Christmas to all of you Team Boarders who appreciate the finer footballing talents of our gravel voiced, Latvian international man mountain. Here's to another successful promotion run in guided by the steady hand on the tiller of our bearded Baltic Baresi.



Yeah, still proving us wrong. :roll: Bye Kaspars, well done for your first season but you've been utter dogshit ever since.


At least he was trying to put a tackle in, unlike our entire midfield, who seem to spend most games watching people run past them.
+1


But over the seasons, Royalee's opinions of our players have been regularly ended up giving him an eggy face

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Royalee » 30 Dec 2013 09:26

Examples?

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by Royalee » 30 Dec 2013 09:28

leon
At least he was trying to put a tackle in


I'd be a bit worried if he wasn't given he's a defender...shame he can't actually time one though.

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Re: Happy Xmas Gorkss fans

by leon » 30 Dec 2013 11:03

As opposed to a midfield that can't close down, find space or create chances. And generally slows down attacking play to a snail's pace when it gets the ball and seems incapable of putting the ball in the box from either wing or down the middle.

Yeah Gorkss really is the problem with this team.

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